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[challenge entry] a golden oldie for all you country fans

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)
# "Blue square, badly drawn cock"
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:39, archived)
# you're not a country fan, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I dislike two types of music...

Also I'd smash it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# what a pair of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# They should be derogatory to themselves then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# or cunt each other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# This would be worth watching
Cunt of the Day - live on Sky
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# i'd pay a subscription for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Endless repeats I fear of these two
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# They both remind me of Alan Partridge - only the real thing and not a comedy parody of middle-aged men in crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I'm a middle aged man in crisis
leave it out love
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Is it's Talksports mission to sign up the biggest twats on the globe to work for them?
The level of debate on there is sub moronic now these two utter cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^ all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Oh you
showing off your skills again like a bit showy show off.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)
# with skills like this
i really shouldn't be showing off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
# They are on par with mine
without a tablet.

(That's why I haven't posted a pic for yonks because my tablet pen was trampled to death).

Edit: Fuck. Sky News is showing people being nasty to dux and I am all upset now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)
# poor pen!
were you by any chance pissed when this happened?
EDIT: poor dux, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Nah
I have no idea how it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# trod on my new glasses when pissed
had to spend 6 weeks not being able to see :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Blue square next to a magenta u?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# say what you see
or filename
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hAHAHa
That's the closest I've been all week!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hotel U?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# as long as u pay for the room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# *bemusedly adds to woefully short list of successful chat-up lines*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# here's a tip
saying "you don't sweat much for a fat lass" never works.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# O_O
I sincerely hope that's not something you've ever had personal experience with
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# a few times, yes
one fella was pissed, so i let him get away with it. the others(about 3) got told to fuck off, except the cunt who was sneering at me and looking over to his friends to see if they were laughing.
lost my temper and broke his nose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Good for you :)
He deserved it for saying anything like that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# maybe so
but i don't like resorting to violence
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Blue Swayed U's?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# nah, not keen on elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Ring of Fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# i fell into one of those in france
it burnt my neck, i didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# The green green grass of home?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Blue for you?
(Lord Chode, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Elvis?
Don't step on your blue squared Us?
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)