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# He's on the ropes, but still got a few rounds left in him yet....
In other news, I have just taken delivery of a PC power cable in a plastic bag. When I politely asked where the £2000.00 PC that it should plug into was, I was told Dunno, 'probably been lost in transit'

Public service announcement. Interlink Express Parcel Delivery are a bag of manky cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# yes, yes they are
manky cocks ahoy.

All courier companies are, even the one I work for.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I don't know, I have had good experiences with companies that have gone the extra mile and done some amazing feats of delivery-trickery
...but I don't feel I am about to have one of those experiences this time....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# there's always one
and for every one company that you have a good experience with, there are a good number of people have had a bad experience with the same company.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I'd ordered a crate of fizz from Waitrose to be delivered to a pub where I was holding a party
I got a phone call from some poor old dear who'd found it left in her front garden 3 streets away.
Same house number was all. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# probably delivered by an illiterate Somali in an untaxed van
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha
priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# this
but with added sympathy - and I hope you're going to send a strongly worded letter?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha Yes
Dear Interlink Express Parcel Delivery, WHY o WHY O Why...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh dear.
This is what happen though then you signed up to that magazine that offered you a piece of a £2000 every month. Issue two come with a free heat sink!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Mock all you like
Issue 3 comes with a FREE DVD rewinder!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# maybe the power lead has gold wires?
interlink express parcel delivery all courier firms :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# don't steal my line
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# dagnabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Maybe it's leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ...
something something cut something absorbed by a dog
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# stop touching my arse all the time
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I feel we are not quite getting into the spirit of this
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Serious business
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Shitefucks!
I had a PC delivered last year and it's a stressful event. Hope it arrives soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)