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[challenge entry] After an 'incident' Child protection services had to be called in

Ning all, 8:50 in work on Codeine should be a fun day

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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)
# lol
What would happen to pinocchio's nose if he said, 'my nose is not going to grow.'?

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Rule 34
and he would get wood
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Merry Wednesday
was it pancake day yesterday? Surely I haven't missed it?

*edit* Google search says it's 8th March -phew!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)
# 8th march according to the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# yay!
I'm so lazy sometimes when it comes to google
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Don't think so
I was in a supermarket and it's not like them to miss an oportunity to us a religous festival to flog something. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# It wouldn't grow because it's not a lie
at that point. /Anne Robinson.
Moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Ah but what if he was lying?
Think of it a bit like Schroders' Nose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:01, archived)
# If he's lying with her his nose
won't come into it. (Ooh er missus)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
# If he said his nose was not going to grow...
he would be telling the truth and it would not grow.

However

If he said it WAS going to grow and it didn't, he'd be lying, if it did grow he'd be telling the truth and thus it wouldn't have grown.

Now there's the paradox!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:01, archived)
# I'll see your paradox and raise you
three geese and a swan.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Maybe his leg......
Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:10, archived)
# ............been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Nothing because you got it backwards YBFM.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Wood!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Wood.
EDIT: fuck.

X(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I didn't think I'd have to spell out the fuck bit.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Gonna smooth ya down!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r38E3CstVA4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I wonder where you got that idea from?


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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# o_O Subliminal
I didn't even realise I had seen that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)