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# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# woe betide those complete cunts that use the middle of three vacant urinals
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# 'angings too good for um.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# haha so true
at work we have 4 urinals, but the furthest one required squeezing in beside a pillar, so it's too obvious to use so 1 and 3 tend to get used instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Yeah but see
you go in there, there's a guy at either end, you choose the middle, and they both finish and leave. What are you supposed to do, relocate mid-stream?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Oh god, another level of complexity!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# if there's a guy at each end, go to a cubicle you cock-watcher!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# But how am I going to see any cocks from in there?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Bet it's the same kind of people who use the next door cubicle too when all the others are spare
And to top it all off don't even bother attempting some kind of noise control! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# clicked
I haz beer so have a cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Me too :D
(herman:D, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Ha ha
Its called Proxemics apparently
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I new there would be a science behind it, what I did discover is how bloody complex it gets
There are at least another 5 rules to think about when choosing a urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# If you hunt around
there are some interactive quizzes that are spooky. They know which urinal you will pick every time.
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Should I change it to Urinal Proxemics, or does Politics work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Change it to "PISS RULES"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# It's also an example of negatively cooperative binding
where the coefficient in the Hill equation is less than 1.
Science!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I was a victim of 'too close' in diagram 1, the other day.
Far more intrusive than a stranger sitting next to you on an otherwise empty bus. WOMEN YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# those fuckers talk to each other in toilets apparently
i never do that for fear of getting bummed
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I read it's apparently OK to talk if you're doing exactly the same thing.
However, that would still be plainly weird.

Off to sea in a bit. Hopefully some nice albatrosses about today.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# where are you that you might see an albatross?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Sydney.
Sometimes, they can come fairly close into shore, but we're going about 30 km out. Probably just in time to meet the next round of tsunami...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# oh so you actually go out in a boat you mean? scary shit with all the weather you've been having round there recently
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Wafers?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Or mistaken for a suspiciously friendly late-middle-aged Real Ale Drinker.
Seriously, though: six empty urinals, I'm at one end - WHY GO TO THE ONE NEXT TO ME?
It wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't decided to commence urination only AFTER dropping his trousers and pants around his ankles
(And, no shit, I have seen people actually do that in public toilets before)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# holy cow, he was totally coming on to you! you missed a trick there i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I should have guessed when he grasped my shaft and began massaging furiously.
I just assumed that he was helping me shake off the last few drops of piss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# there's advanced issues too, such as when there is a lowered urinal for kids
you don't want to use it because you are a man so it adds another layer of complexity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# It gets more complex if you are George Michael as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Michael's Laws, 1 of 1: "More than 3 shakes is a court appearance"
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
# i always worry my willy isn't long enough and there'll be too much splash back from that height
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# You'll be safe kneeling if, like me, you're in the habit of wearing thigh waders into the gents.
Admittedly, I can't pull off the look in every pub ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# you paint quite the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Waders ... AND NOTHING ELSE.
I calculated that I gain approximately 12 seconds more drinking time per piss, what with the not having to operate a zip fly in two directions.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# tuck them into your wellies
And you won't have to visit the loo all night.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# There's a couple of odd ones at work
Who use the stalls for pissing instead of the urinals, but don't close the door. With the way they're constructed at work, you can't see until you've already put a foot across the threshold, causing immense awkwardness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# oh that is all of the wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# hah
I remember someone in school did a shit in a urinal, they were the days....
(JoePesky, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# ...good god.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# we used to see who could piss the highest up the wall behind the urinal
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# ^this^ hahahah .... dirty little feckers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# almost as bad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOdmMyvzCfY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# The men in suits aren't even holding theirs!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)
# They are very cocksure.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
#
you should always observe the gentlemans gap in these situations.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:29, archived)
# The third pic, I bet I can tell the order in which they arrived.
Left, right, middle. I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I? AREN'T I?
*levels up*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Reminds me of this
gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# i was thinking of that too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14, archived)