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(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# christ sake he fits that a bit too well
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# fits the bill!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd like to see him chase me!

*runs like a poof*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# He would do better with a Spork...
But Woo anyway!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# It's a spazer.
Pow! 40000 volts right in the kisser!
:D


(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Spoonman; come together with your pans..
Woo!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# All my meals are Indians
(all my meals are brown and red)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Cumin, cumin, (cumin)
Cumin, cumin, (cumin)
Cumin, cumin, (cumin)
Yeah!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# feel the raisins with your hands
(Steal the raisins while you can)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Moleypoo!

:D
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I don't know who that is
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Really?
It's Greg Wallace. Chief cabbage salesmen to the BBC.
:D

(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# :)
salesmen to on
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Masterchef, right?
I don't watch reality tv, and as such I learn all that kind of stuff from b3ta

See also: football
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Masterchef is pretty good normally
It's the only 'reality' style thing I'll watch. Even the Celebrity version, since they treat the celebs no different to the normal contestants, and actually show them some respect rather than treating them as some kind of lolfodder.

One of the least patronising things on TV.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# If you watch any telly, reality or not, you can't miss Greg Wallace.
reality or not you can't miss Greg Wallace.He's bloody everywhere.
:D

(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^ this
with exquisitely embroidered silk and gossamer bells on...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Ooooh, they sound sexy.
they sound sexy.Mmmmmm sexy bells...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I've never seen, nor heard of him before
nice image though
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I only donwload the shows I want and watch them on my laptop
I don't think I want to watch anything involving him, as it's unlikely to feature aliens, robots, superpowers, zombies, explosions, spaceships or lesbians

I may be wrong
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Father!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Move along please sir.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# but.... but.... you've not looked at my RE homework yet!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Jesus was a trouble-maker, that's all you need to know sir.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Fake hat, he's just painted a bell black.
he's just painted a bell black.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the station sir.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Okay, you hum it son, I'll play it.
you hum it son I'll play it.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Yes, that's quite amusing sir. You'd better come along with me.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# He doesn't scare me.
.................................well...........maybe a little......................................
.....................o.k.,...a lot..............................HELP!.................................
................................................................................................MUMMY!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# No need to be concerned unless you've done something wrong sir.
Have you done something wrong sir?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# All I did was steal these drugs from a store I broke into, killed the owner and raped his wife and daughter, after driving drunk and smashing into several things and people.
(God, that sounds awful...could you imagine?)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Arrgghh!!!!!
Please, someone kill him!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# "Porridge for you son"
"it's a fair cop guv" :D
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Oh ok it's the Masterchef guy.
We don't get that here, the equivalent is Top Chef, with Tom and Padma.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Say whut?!
What a waste of a woman.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# This is the
most disturbing thing I've ever seen on B3ta
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Salmon Rushdie
..sounds like a nice salad :)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)