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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Where can one purchase these modern miracles?
Great stuff, btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
do you have any in Mussolini?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# you're off your head!
hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha fantastic!
People say Nazi like it's a bad thing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# what are jew on about
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Say what you want about Hitler,
You've got to give him his ....

I'm sorry, I just can't bring myself to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)
# pffft....
at least he had a proper haircut.

Speaking of which, why has the hitler haircut not been dispensed to the dustbin of history along with the tashe?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:05, archived)
# A good question.
And very well put, if I may say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# You're on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
On an almost completely unrelated note - check this mentalist out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Mental. And check this one out:
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/camborneandredruth/8927806.Slurry_pervert_is_jailed_for_two_years/
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Jesus.
Quite why he bothered with the tissues under those circumstances escapes me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Got to wipe his knob on something I s'pose.
Edit: At least he wasn't wearing women's underwear like he was the first time he got caught!
I only know this because that was the headline in the local rag the first day we moved to Cornwall a few years ago.
It did make us wonder wtf we were moving to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:48, archived)
# speechless!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha! =D
This needs to go on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Happy Candles sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha...Happy candles, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Bwahahahaha *click*
In my head I am reading the text out in the style of an old-time radio announcer.
(FirstBendBunching All four back please..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)