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[challenge entry] I accidentally included some shoppery

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
killer Inflatable doll
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Phwaor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Lumley?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
#
Women get the same pleasure from shopping as men do from watching pron

/trufax blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I'm HARD just watching the wife shop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# It's a myth men don't like shopping
they just oprefer different shops.

My missus loves shopping, but won't spend more than 30 seconds in Maplins or Soho Book Shops
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# my comic shop has a sofa for girlfriends
so they can have a sit down and a cup of tea while the men get on with the srs bznz
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Strangely my wife refuses to come in the shop with the blacked out windows and the big red XXX
but will go in ann summers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# ^this^
Though, i have to say La Senza have sexier underwear than the overpriced toss in Ann Summers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
# ^this^
Ann Summers never seems to get the balance right between sexy and tacky
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)
# My friend was all "OMG, you use women's hair dye!"
I'm like, er, no, I use hair dye that costs £1.50 - the fact that it comes in a cardboard box with a picture of a woman on it is irrelevant. It's just some chemicals that turn hair black.
"I suppose it is," she agreed. "But I wouldn't ever use men's hair dye."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I remember
one of the ladiers clothes chain shop introduced bloke areas with playstations and football scores, but they never caught on.

I thought it was agreat idea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Huzzah!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# *bulk orders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Is she the girl all the blow up dolls were modelled on?
:O
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# Hahahaha...
Nicely Joe!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)