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# sorry if these have been done to death

i just couldn't think who else to use and flanbase was begging to be in it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# my clock is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# it is not the gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^ right!?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Phil Mickelson on the left there?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# haha Phil Mickelson is Michael Brandow
nice tits Phil!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Unlike his wife.
/selfoof!

Feels really bad now
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I know not this story
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I didn't realise Panty man won the green jacket?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# HAS ANYONE LOST A RED HAT?
twitpic.com/4jlorb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Fuck I was looking for that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# SHIT!
you are too late. IT WAS DESTROYED yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# too late man!
i did find a flip flop today. i should maybe call my local paper too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# oh noes
there is a single flip flop still lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# it was small, pink and very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# *wells up*
I... I... have something in my eye. Probably hayfever I expect. I'll be OK in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# pink eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# yes
it's a pencil. gonk end first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I love you man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Can you describe the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# red, bobble on?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# No, I'm blind.
Also, I was referring to the lady's surname.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# haha yes
fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# *manfondles*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Broral
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Slow news day?
(Lurchio, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# it's a trending category of news
Lost hats, umbrellas, single gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# you appear to have murdock and face's heads mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# that's how they were standing when I took the photo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Chico called...
he wants to know what time it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# isn't it gaytime?
isn't it ALWAYS gaytime?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# What time is it.....
it's not gay shift time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# no see, whilst i do bow to your superior knowledge
there's conflicting info as to whether it gay shift is day time or late night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# gayshift runs at what is the uk night
if The Fiend is posting a lot and Smash Monkey is around then there is a good chance it is gay shift

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuVtszMutTA
Sorry this was on the radio which is why there are references to chico
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Chronologicalist!
Edit: I'd rather click on one of Wobbly's links.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I might be
but at least I'm not black... no wait what
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# ah right, i'm familiar with Smash Monkey (well, you know what i mean)
i only left GMT 3 months ago

edit _ wtf radio station are you listening to? or did you in fact mean cd?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# nudge nudge wink wink
anyone else having trouble with facebook saying there account is offline or have I been kicked off it?

*edit*
A shitty local station
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# just logged in ok for me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# just going back a step
i thought it was gayshift midnight to 9.am, then i thought it was 9.am to 5.30pm. in fact i'm pretty sure somebody posted a "you're leaving the gayshift" at 6pm the other day.
it doesn't really matter because it's pretty gay regardless of the actual time, i just can't stand the not knowing....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I always class 10 - 6 as gay shift
but that is because of when I worked nights
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# and the rest would just be slightly homo erotic then
anyway, yes, that seems fair.
between 6 and 9 is pretty dead, except for bearded ladies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I'll tell Smash you said that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# am, not pm
i'll tell her you thought i was talking about her when i mentioned bearded ladies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I like my ladies with a little pushing cushion
I wasn't referring to her face :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# you really ARE familiar with her then? ;)
not that i'm suggesting that i know your desciption to be accurate or anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I'm a married man and you sir have offended my honour
I challenge you to a duel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# 10 paces and draw?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I drawed a doggy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Armless stick person inside a circle is about to be devoured.
The cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# You have exceeded your monthly grooming allowance.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I use club penguin and haribo for grooming
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# i find that gets my hair matted up
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologise for the inconvenience.
I hope they fix the rattle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# i get that from time to time
nothing to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# You're mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# i usually am.
are you going to clear up the mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# :) I was talking to Paul P
He's mistaken about the gayshift timing. I think in general it's usually counted from around 2:00am board time. Smashy is usually in bed by then.
I actually agree with you though, it's always gayshift.
Gayshift is a state of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I stand corrected
Smash has become such a light weight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# heh! your post was too far down, or i must have a wonky eye
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# PINKY CRU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Si!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# YES!
What a happy family.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# seems a bit early for this sort of thing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# never too early
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# well, sorta.


(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# No Peppers = this is shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I think Gary Busey would make a great mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# This image
is a thing of utter beauty!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Now there's a bowling alley I wouldn't want to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# you say that,
but you don't mean it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# *checks*
No, no - I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# HERE IT IS
GIVE IT SOME CHIKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# chike?
this is a new one to me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Chike Anyaegbunam will never turn his back on safety.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)
# always set to full auto?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I don't care, I still enjoy these immensely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)