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From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)
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From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)
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I read in The Metro that Wikileaks have leaked
that Al Qaeda have hidden an atom bomb somewhere in Europe and will detonate it should Osama Bin Laden be ever caught or killed.
Have you checked your bread bin lately?
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:01,
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Have you checked your bread bin lately?
Yeah 100% fact - well the article is fact duuno about the bomb though
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Now this mentions nuclear weaponry, AND dirty bombs.
Dirty bombs aren't usually destructive, more disruptive.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:34,
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wasn't he in dire need of dialysis
like, years ago
like
before he died
oh..er .. oops.. no no he's alive.. alive.. alive.. nothing to see here. move along, look a bird
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:06,
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like
before he died
oh..er .. oops.. no no he's alive.. alive.. alive.. nothing to see here. move along, look a bird
what I like is.
[POST DELETED DUE TO BEING A CATNIPPPP MAGNET]
*adjusts tinfoil*
come back catnippp, you were fun :D
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08,
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*adjusts tinfoil*
come back catnippp, you were fun :D
Yeah I miss David Dees' favourite fanboy
or is it David Dees himself? *dun dun duuuuunnnnn*
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:10,
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though to be honest, everything is a conspiracy
for example, I may conspire to get another ham sandwich.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:13,
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Opposing light sources on that sandwich!
and I don't subscribe to the Magic Butter theory either... is that sandwich wrapped in Tin Foil?
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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the thing is, he's like the al quaeda queen bee
once you kill him, the whole islamic insurgency will just wither away like a dead flower. oh yes. s'true.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08,
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They would just reinvent him in a series of poorly shot videos
errr... yeah... well...
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:12,
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with a different guy wearing a different item of us marines clothing each time
er
I think I need to photoshop some msg on a tank now.
edit Wait a minute, I think something just flashed by my eyes there!
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:14,
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I think I need to photoshop some msg on a tank now.
edit Wait a minute, I think something just flashed by my eyes there!
Haven't checked the bread bin but I suspect there is one in the bathroom where I work.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08,
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The good one where we all live happily ever after while singing kumbaya
in a Brady Bunch kind of way - wait I see someone coming with our poison now, time to ascend to meet our maker who's doing a fly-by on a comet.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:19,
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yes they are
except the ones that make you walk sideways for 3 hours.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:29,
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taking the piss out of fat people is the same as taking the piss out of their race, gender, religion etc
but both at the same time could cause a tear in the humourless space-time continuum. I hope you are ready for the end of the universe.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:49,
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Actually I had considered letting the right one talk like a pirate
Then add a third frame with the dialogue going something like this:
"Bob, stop talking like a pirate! You are ruining the pun."
"Sorry, Bob".
I doing so, I would have taken the piss on pirates and people named Bob as well. It would also have removed the last trace of sanity from the cartoon, so I resisted the temptation ..
Besides, it would surely have imploded not only this universe but also several adjacent universes. Can't let that happen.
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Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:21,
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"Bob, stop talking like a pirate! You are ruining the pun."
"Sorry, Bob".
I doing so, I would have taken the piss on pirates and people named Bob as well. It would also have removed the last trace of sanity from the cartoon, so I resisted the temptation ..
Besides, it would surely have imploded not only this universe but also several adjacent universes. Can't let that happen.