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From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)

(spinoza, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# No afterlife virgins for you!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# they probably
all look like this anyway
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
# nice
you should consider a career in editorial cartooning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# that's a spanging
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# two hot potatoes for the price of one
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I read in The Metro that Wikileaks have leaked
that Al Qaeda have hidden an atom bomb somewhere in Europe and will detonate it should Osama Bin Laden be ever caught or killed.

Have you checked your bread bin lately?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah 100% fact - well the article is fact duuno about the bomb though
www.metro.co.uk/news/861673-guantanamo-leak-reveals-nuclear-threat-lurking-in-europe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Now this mentions nuclear weaponry, AND dirty bombs.
Dirty bombs aren't usually destructive, more disruptive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# wasn't he in dire need of dialysis
like, years ago

like

before he died

oh..er .. oops.. no no he's alive.. alive.. alive.. nothing to see here. move along, look a bird
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# haha
what if he killed himself? that's not fair
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# what I like is.
[POST DELETED DUE TO BEING A CATNIPPPP MAGNET]

*adjusts tinfoil*

come back catnippp, you were fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah I miss David Dees' favourite fanboy
or is it David Dees himself? *dun dun duuuuunnnnn*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
# though to be honest, everything is a conspiracy
for example, I may conspire to get another ham sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Opposing light sources on that sandwich!
and I don't subscribe to the Magic Butter theory either... is that sandwich wrapped in Tin Foil?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# the thing is, he's like the al quaeda queen bee
once you kill him, the whole islamic insurgency will just wither away like a dead flower. oh yes. s'true.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# all that I can say is
FUNNY THAT, INNIT

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# They would just reinvent him in a series of poorly shot videos
errr... yeah... well...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)
# with a different guy wearing a different item of us marines clothing each time
er

I think I need to photoshop some msg on a tank now.

edit Wait a minute, I think something just flashed by my eyes there!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Haven't checked the bread bin but I suspect there is one in the bathroom where I work.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# here's Osama's blog
www.b3ta.com/board/8859125
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# bread bin?
what 1960's utopia do you live in?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# The good one where we all live happily ever after while singing kumbaya
in a Brady Bunch kind of way - wait I see someone coming with our poison now, time to ascend to meet our maker who's doing a fly-by on a comet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# i don't blame you
i tried reality once, it was horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Drugs are Underrated
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# yes they are
except the ones that make you walk sideways for 3 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
they crack me up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I'm OUTRAGED!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# taking the piss out of fat people is the same as taking the piss out of their race, gender, religion etc
but both at the same time could cause a tear in the humourless space-time continuum. I hope you are ready for the end of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Taking the fat out of fat people
would be much more helpful
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Actually I had considered letting the right one talk like a pirate
Then add a third frame with the dialogue going something like this:
"Bob, stop talking like a pirate! You are ruining the pun."
"Sorry, Bob".

I doing so, I would have taken the piss on pirates and people named Bob as well. It would also have removed the last trace of sanity from the cartoon, so I resisted the temptation ..

Besides, it would surely have imploded not only this universe but also several adjacent universes. Can't let that happen.
(spinoza, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Well fucking done
now the fattys and the terrorists will be trying to bomb b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)