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# Maybe he should just Go Compare the available jingles
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# To find one that's more Kwik Fit Fitting for the occasion?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# is there something that kills 99.9% of politicians?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# BIG FUCKOFF HAMMERS
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# With pointy sticks tipped in poo
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# the laser guidance systems and the explosives weigh them down too much for sticks dipped in poo. We'd have to drop one of the other features.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# oi! Bees!
You leave 'em aaaaht of it roight?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# these are genetically engineered laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees
They live for this sort of mission. It is their raison d'etre ...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# and you can leave the raisins out of it too
pfft btw:D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# leave the raisins out of it? But without them Spotted Dick is just Dick!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hurrah for dick
and his pussy.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Tea/Monitor Interface Scenario
:D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# a fucking big bomb?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# with a hammer in it
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Flaming shithammers!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I'm not loading them in...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# He needs a product that combines privatisation, sex, laws and citrus
Sellit Bang! Crime and Lime perhaps.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Why has the cartoon lady in the confused.com advert got such wibbly boobs?

and where does she get that mic from!!!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# isn't she your sister?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# "Ms Wibbly Bird"
Ha ha ha...

EDIT: Be careful with those... they could take someones eye out!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# it's an improvement on the original style... She/it used to look like one of the marketing team had just discovered Adobe Illustrator
only had a vague idea of how to use it, but decided to use the first thing they came up with

confusednation.confused.com/wp-content/themes/state_of_the_nation/images/headings/confused.com_the_choice_is_clear.png
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# b3ta never stops providing a wealth of information.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# your right
no tits
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)