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Maybe he should just Go Compare the available jingles
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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To find one that's more Kwik Fit Fitting for the occasion?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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is there something that kills 99.9% of politicians?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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BIG FUCKOFF HAMMERS
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:17,
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laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19,
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With pointy sticks tipped in poo
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20,
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the laser guidance systems and the explosives weigh them down too much for sticks dipped in poo. We'd have to drop one of the other features.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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oi! Bees!
You leave 'em aaaaht of it roight?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20,
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these are genetically engineered laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees
They live for this sort of mission. It is their raison d'etre ...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22,
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and you can leave the raisins out of it too
pfft btw:D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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leave the raisins out of it? But without them Spotted Dick is just Dick!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32,
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hurrah for dick
and his pussy.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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Tea/Monitor Interface Scenario
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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a fucking big bomb?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18,
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with a hammer in it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18,
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Flaming shithammers!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19,
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I'm not loading them in...
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20,
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He needs a product that combines privatisation, sex, laws and citrus
Sellit Bang! Crime and Lime perhaps.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18,
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Why has the cartoon lady in the confused.com advert got such wibbly boobs?
and where does she get that mic from!!!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20,
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isn't she your sister?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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"Ms Wibbly Bird"
Ha ha ha...
EDIT: Be careful with those... they could take someones eye out!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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it's an improvement on the original style... She/it used to look like one of the marketing team had just discovered Adobe Illustrator
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30,
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b3ta never stops providing a wealth of information.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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your right
no tits
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waxdart hello.,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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