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(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Cameron bashing is always welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# To be fair,
much as I hate to say it, Cameron was truly awesome there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Well, I laughed.
I think the Labour party have more important things to worry about than the PM quoting annoying TV ads at one of their number.

They should be grateful he didn't run right up to her and scream WEBUYANYCAR.COMWEBUYANYCAR.COMWEBUYANYCAR.COM in her face
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# because he's worth it etc
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bodyforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# it would have been brilliant if he had started singing "MOOOOOOOONNN PIIIIIIIIGGG!!!! MOOOOOOOONNN PIIIIIIIIGGG!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Maybe he should just Go Compare the available jingles
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# To find one that's more Kwik Fit Fitting for the occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# is there something that kills 99.9% of politicians?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# BIG FUCKOFF HAMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# With pointy sticks tipped in poo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# the laser guidance systems and the explosives weigh them down too much for sticks dipped in poo. We'd have to drop one of the other features.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# oi! Bees!
You leave 'em aaaaht of it roight?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# these are genetically engineered laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees
They live for this sort of mission. It is their raison d'etre ...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# and you can leave the raisins out of it too
pfft btw:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# leave the raisins out of it? But without them Spotted Dick is just Dick!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hurrah for dick
and his pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Tea/Monitor Interface Scenario
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# a fucking big bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# with a hammer in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Flaming shithammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I'm not loading them in...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# He needs a product that combines privatisation, sex, laws and citrus
Sellit Bang! Crime and Lime perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Why has the cartoon lady in the confused.com advert got such wibbly boobs?

and where does she get that mic from!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# isn't she your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# "Ms Wibbly Bird"
Ha ha ha...

EDIT: Be careful with those... they could take someones eye out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# it's an improvement on the original style... She/it used to look like one of the marketing team had just discovered Adobe Illustrator
only had a vague idea of how to use it, but decided to use the first thing they came up with

confusednation.confused.com/wp-content/themes/state_of_the_nation/images/headings/confused.com_the_choice_is_clear.png
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# b3ta never stops providing a wealth of information.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# your right
no tits
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# associating yourself with michael winner?
is he TRYING to lose the next election?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Oooh,......Greta Scacchi
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Let's see
One did things that promoted vigilantism and violence and cheapness while making lots of money from people.

The other is a famous film maker responsible for "Death Wish".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# .
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# ^ this
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# harder
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Thats some thick pubes he's got up there
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)