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(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I've just found this twiglet and wanted to show it to you B3ta.
It's the biggest twiglet I've ever seen. It tasted no different from your usual twiglet - still brown and delicious - but as you can see via the power of your eyeses and the internet it is much bigger.
I hope you enjoy looking at it.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# that's a normal twiglet and a tiny can
aicmfp
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# The Twiglet is near
and the can is far away?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i dont know what size a tin of piss like that should be
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# that stuff would cost me almost three quid a tin in a supermarket
for that cost it had better not be piss
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# looks like piss, tastes like piss, i reckon it is probably piss
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# hmm. your argument is a cogent one
i'm sensing money-making opportunities here. if it looks like piss, tastes like piss, and is 4.7% people will buy it for three quid a pop.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# £3 for a tin of piss?
What supermarket are you shopping at?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Norwegian ones
About £2.30 or £2.40 for a tin of Norwegian home-made piss, about £2.80 for a tin of Danish piss, and about £4 for a bottle of decent British beer. Entertainingly, you can't buy Stella in the supermarkets because it's too strong and has to be sold for an even larger markup in the Wine Monopoly.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Can't you import some in from the UK?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# nope
the customs duties are strict - each person can import six tins of beer before paying duty, and four bottles of wine, or two bottles of wine and a bottle of spirits. norway's out of the eu so it can do what it likes.

of course, if you get over the border to sweden you can load up your car with only absurdly expensive swedish booze and come back hoping they don't search your boot...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Jeez....
You need to make your own. Do a Google for 'home distilling kit'. Please don't kill yourself with it or have an explosion in the shed, frightening the life out of your other half and really messing up the washing and the flowerbed nearby when you get a little too adventurous.

Did I admit something? I think not.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# I like Heineken and consider it one of the better lagers.
Certainly better than Carling, Carlsberg and other well known brands.
I find it tastes like beer did when I first started drinking it.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I like Carlsberg Export
The rest of them can fuck themselves. Here we've got Aass Fat beer though. That's a common favourite.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Fursty Ferret, Tanglefoot, Hobgoblin, Pedigree, Old Peculiar either those or a good wine
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Those are all beers, not lagers
I agree with you on every one of them.

I can get Scarecrow here for inflated prices. Wychwood Breweries FTW
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Lovely stuff I like ale it's not as fizzy as lager
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i can't get pissed on lager
i feel sick too soon from all the fizz. british stuff is the worst - german pils is nothing like as bad

it's one of the things i miss most while i live in exile is decent beers
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# which reminds me of...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
# ERECT TWIGLET
STOP STROKING IT!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Well, I anticipated all your negativity and decided to take a pic next to my cat, Marmite's head
I anticipated all your negativity and decided to take a pic next to my cat Marmite's headAnd she's a normal sized cat not a teeny tiny one.
I think this goes to prove once and for all that this is a ginormous twiglet; not a far away or tiny can.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# poking the cat in it's eye with your erect twiglet is wrong!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# ^ This and....
The Twiglet is near
and the cat is far away?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# do you not own a ruler ? we could despense with all this nonsense then
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# ah, but he could have faked a ruler
or photoshopped it

WHERE"S THE TRUST?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# she is lully
just like LouLou
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# She is. She's a funny little thing. Very much loved and spoilt rotten.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Gandalf Lager! You Shall not Piss!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# reflectopron!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)