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# An in-depth analysis.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# my email is offline
When I press the big Shiny power button - mac goes "whirrr - BONG!" and the screen flickers on - goes through the usual build, then says "you know what? I can't be bothered powering up after all - Night Night..." and switches itself off


any ideas?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# have you tried turing it on and off again? :D
try holding shift just after the tone/bong until it finishes booting. that should put it in safemode
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ^ or this
Then run Disk Utility.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Will it boot from the install DVD?
Edit: From the continued silence, I'm assuming the answer to that question is 'no'.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# whirrr-BONG!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Have you tried shouting at it?

/helpful ;)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# FAKE
Macs NEVER break down, and never go wrong. Steve Jobsworth says so.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# what the fuck is a "mac"?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# It's one of those things
that does the same as a computer but for twice the money.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ^ this.
Better phrasing.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Too expensive.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Coat you wear in the rain....
Or something you stuff in a bin after it crashes then STILL acts smug!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# That's really not a bar to set high
Storm Troopers can't shoot for shit
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
#
Shirley that's the point?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# yes
*points out the obvious joke*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *phones Alex Jones
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
they must train morning noon and night to get that accurate - jelly.b3ta.com/board/7175924
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Worth a chuckle
:)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# *doffs cap* hullo Medi!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# 'lo sir!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# FINALLY, THE TRUTH IS OUT!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# No, sorry. That's my sex cock.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# That's convinced me....!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)