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# Image Challenge: Vote now, and vote HARD
This week's fearsome four are:

1. We're bored with The Eye and Buck House. Come up with some new tourist attractions for London

2. And we're tired of kittens and penguins. Make monkeys the coolest internet animal again

3. What stuff in your kitchen does while you're out

4. Imagine b3ta is an advertising agency. Design the ads it would make for existing or imaginary products and services

And here's the votey-click apparatus.

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(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# where's the Hulk option?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
# also, KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
I found this. I think it should win the challenge suggestion
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(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# lol.
If I can sway the vote away from Hulk the advert suggestion was prompted by Chip Ship Awards which I thought was very b3ta.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Proper Hulk or wrestler dude?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# c'mon batman...i mean b3ta.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Kitchen is the answer here.
All have heavy pea ratios, but that looks like the least of them.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# A whole week of Gordon Ramsay.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# It is fortunate that so many of the TV food-fondlers are barking mad and look it.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Gordon is the balls.......he's awesome.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I dissagree. None of them know how to train their Pokémon to cook.
So I hardly see what they could offer the viewing public.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# The Apprentice finished then?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I've never watched that program
so can only assume from what you have said that "The apprentice" is a sexual help that Fraser has in on a Wednesday to, I don't know, suck him off or something.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# The only non-sucky one is kitchen stuff
Kitchen stuff, on the other hand, I really quite like.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# what time do you call this!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I call it KITCHENTIME
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# 22:30
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I think you'll find it's actually 22:33.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# 23:05
My weekly in depth analysis:

1. New tourist attractions for London: I think you will find the 2012 Olympics will cover that.

2. Monkeys: Why would we want a board full of 70's pop bands?

3. What stuff in your kitchen does while you're out: If you are talking about my misses... Fuck all by the looks of it!

4. Imagine b3ta is an advertising agency: THIS - HARD!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# monkeys :D
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# *kills self before it can get any closer*
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# If you want a vision of the future
imagine a Richard Branson pissing on some ginger bloke's face forever.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# This is pretty much what I thought when I saw that option
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# YES YES YES YES...
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)