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# Question of the Week - Gentlemen (and Ladies), start your engines
Help us choose the new Question of the Week, picked from the finest minds B3TA has to offer on our Suggestions Board:

Choose from:

* Horrible things I've done to the one I love: You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason

* If only they new: In which the B3tan who suggested this recounts a charming story of nipping out a length whilst conducting an important business phone call

* Humiliation trying to impress someone: Ronseal

* Why I hate the Government: Hate the Tories? RIGHT ON! But also tell us about your local council's wankery and brushes with official bureaucracy, and God help us if Richard Littlejohn ever finds this page

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Seeing all 4 of those together
they look like chapters in Gordon Brown's autobiography
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Good call :o)
EDIT or if you sub in Ian Hislop for the government, it would be Angus Deayton.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Nicely...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Votes +1
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# 10 years eh?
b3ta's official annivsary can't be far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as 2
then I'd still be in my 20s
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# In Internet Years it's more like 200
but you can always be in your 20's here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ^ this
a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# 16/f/bicurious
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# /autospluff
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# No 'School Holidays'?
That was the best suggestion...

Alright. If only they knew it is then....
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# My AV voting this week:
1. Why I hate the Gov.
2. Horrible things
3. If only they knew
4. Humiliation
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Who the hell is Justin Bieber?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# It's what is a Bieber?
Not who
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# he's just this guy
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I like horrible things
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# People
Is someonetrying to make a joke at my expense by making the next QOTW a mini Ten O Clock Live "Haha, I read the Guardian" love in?
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Oh, I hadn't thought of that
*votes for "Why I hate The Torries" eleventy one times*

Also, Credence is a lefty hippy band, put something by one of those great right-wing bands in your sig.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# the QOTW is pretty open ended
if the gov one wins feel free to answer why you hated the last gov - or even a story about wanking off a gnome
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Thank you Sir
:-)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I can't tell the gnome story
He got a super injunction.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# RIP Robin Cook
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Robin Cook's dead?
Say it isn't true.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# The finest Government gnome of a generation
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)