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# Cameron finally clarifies what he means by 'Big Society'
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# THE EMPEROR'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Be careful what you fwap for,
because sometimes fwaps come true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Really?! Oh.
Oh shit.

Erm ...

In that case, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to - well - absolutely everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Wow.
Having fwapped about absolutely everyone is a pretty impressive achievement.
My arm starts aching after a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yeah, see - I've built up quite a bit of muscle and stamina in mine.
It's taken a while, but it's been totally worth it. I can do the Popeye trick and pop a tin can just by squeezing it.

As it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Your over developed right arm must be a great topic of after dinner discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
#
discussion fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Creme Brulee for dessert sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Just coffee, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# And it's Zoltan versus Cameron in the Live action "Guess Who" finals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Ingenious!
Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# haha
it took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# shouldn't they be in work?
*satire?*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# no
they should be volunteering
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Interestingly, I reckon he's not using the phrase anymore.
I haven't heard him talk about the Big Society for months.
He seems to call it 'Localism' now... which seems a much more fitting phrase to describe a Tory policy. All curtain-twitching and rejecting outsiders...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I think it's partly because nobody, including Cameron, can define it without using equally indecipherable jargon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I thought it was just doing the Community Service that the convicted criminals manage to get out of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I think it's something to do with
reinstating the boundaries set by benchmarking best practices within the confines of the on-going consumer-product relationship values arena.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# within pre-agreed parameters, notwithstanding environmental influences?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# And the end of the day
It's basically quite literally a win-win situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Where are we in the envelope going forwards?
Bearing in mind that this is a customer-facing win-win envelope, and not a "Don't scare the cattle!" kind of balls-in-the-mincer scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# you forgot robust outcomes for stakeholder delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Oh god, this is like every Tuesday morning meeting all rolled into one
*hides under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# My mum's been doing it since before that cunt got elected.
It's "doing socially worthwhile work for no money", basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# yeh, I work in social care, so have done a bit myself
Judging by how it's gone so far, Big Society seems to mean helping the rich get richer and making poorer people pay for stuff that used to be free, while paying these poorer people less, nothing if possible and hoping this means that health and social care pays for itself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# With a heavy heart, I'm afraid I think that's an accurate analysis.
What really disgusts me is the barely-disguised pleasure they take in it.
It makes me want munitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# To be fair
most poor people can't really be trusted to be responsible with money. Otherwise they wouldn't be poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# That's a shockingly stupid thing for such an intelligent person to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# ironyfail
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# While I am flattered that you think I'm intelligent, and while tempted to push the opinion further
I wrote the comment with more than a handful of my salt on the tongue in my cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Then I withdraw the accusation, and apologise.
Sorry. Being a tad over-sensitive here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Don't worry - I get like that all the time.
Go out and trip up an ugly stranger - it revitalises the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Hey, I don't need company to trip up an ugly stranger!
I can do it in the privacy of my own bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# haven't you let that Albanian grandmother go yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# It's getting a bit cramped here, tbh.

(Also: up the Baggies)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Get in line, you.
It's my turn with her next.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Internationalisationismists.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# "Localism" sounds like a medical term.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Alclocalism sounds fun
*drinks cider in the park*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Localism I think is a term for incest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Centralising power, localising blame.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# is that the thing I heard the other day, that encourages hatred and spitting at your fellow man?
there was something on the radio I caught the end of, Cameron wants fathers who have to leave their families to be despised.
Bit harsh on Long distance lorry drivers and oil rig workers, but the posh balloon faced twat is right I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Cameron will never understand issues that affect people
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Yes that outburst demonstrated a very thorough understanding of the complex nature and causes of family breakdown, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I like how there's absolutely no comment about mothers who leave their families.
Because as we all know it's only men who are bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Stay at home mums and dads are the future.
/dwpblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# In fairness, most of us actually *are*
bastards. Sorry, that should read 'No, no - that's just me'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)