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that chick already left and my cellphone wasnt good enough at the point she was still working here, that cunt. ive upgraded ever since 720p, baby. i should turn the explicit conversations i had with her into more comics like the 'what does sperm taste like' conversation
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ooh, I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# it really depends on what you ate before
there are pills called BOB which change the taste of your spunk to "fruity". you can google it.

she assured me - after all the boyfriends she had- sperm doesn't really have a taste or at least she doesn't mind. you can imagine my reaction (blood coming out of my nose like it was some kind of anime- no that actually didn't happen but the story is true)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
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(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I was asked in for Coffee once
I really wanted a coffee as I had a long drive home.

She thought I meant sex and I didn't have the heart to tell her, What she lacked in looks she made up for in effort. Not bad for an old dear.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
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yeh thats kinda the problem or part of the joke.

also im sick of the coffee culture. anyone just asking: do you want to come up for a cup of coffee? everyone is coffee crazy.

I'm a tea person. Is tea still as popular in the UK as stereotypes claim or did people stop caring for tea and are all coffee crazy as well now?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# tea!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I don't know I'm more of a cat person
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# "Which species?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Ewwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Sounds like you're strictly a "one species" kinda fella.
Fair enough. Takes all sorts to make a world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yep, I'll stick to the Honey Badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# A couple of WKDs and they're anybody's, so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Well, that's my usual tactic.
I'm all about the class, me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Until the Headmaster dismissed you from the classroom imperpetuity.
For leering at the Honey Badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)