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# some farewell card im working on for a girl leaving the office
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# She looks like a lovely old dog..

and the girls skirt looks a little NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
#
well thats what she wears. not as bad as the stuff some other chick would wear which was very NSFW aka her skirt was see through and i could see her buttocks and she wouldn't wear panties most of the time- she also had see through pants which had the same effect.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# So er...let us know if she ever leaves yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
# ....
....

...pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
that chick already left and my cellphone wasnt good enough at the point she was still working here, that cunt. ive upgraded ever since 720p, baby. i should turn the explicit conversations i had with her into more comics like the "what does sperm taste like" conversation
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ooh, I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# it really depends on what you ate before
there are pills called BOB which change the taste of your spunk to "fruity". you can google it.

she assured me - after all the boyfriends she had- sperm doesn't really have a taste or at least she doesn't mind. you can imagine my reaction (blood coming out of my nose like it was some kind of anime- no that actually didn't happen but the story is true)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
#


Click for bigger (187 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I was asked in for Coffee once
I really wanted a coffee as I had a long drive home.

She thought I meant sex and I didn't have the heart to tell her, What she lacked in looks she made up for in effort. Not bad for an old dear.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
yeh thats kinda the problem or part of the joke.

also im sick of the coffee culture. anyone just asking: do you want to come up for a cup of coffee? everyone is coffee crazy.

I'm a tea person. Is tea still as popular in the UK as stereotypes claim or did people stop caring for tea and are all coffee crazy as well now?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# tea!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I don't know I'm more of a cat person
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# "Which species?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Ewwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Sounds like you're strictly a "one species" kinda fella.
Fair enough. Takes all sorts to make a world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yep, I'll stick to the Honey Badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# A couple of WKDs and they're anybody's, so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Well, that's my usual tactic.
I'm all about the class, me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Until the Headmaster dismissed you from the classroom imperpetuity.
For leering at the Honey Badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ^ This
pics? videos!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Do you work in a brothel?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# that's why I'm so pimpin'
cough
cough
sigh
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Is she leaving to be a dog jockey?

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# im more of a cats person
but she brings her poney of a dog to work which always rams it's snout into my balls. i hate that thing
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Well I hope she's taking him with her then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Oh yes, I've seen that!
I have the older UCS Star Destroyer. Super heavy thing, that. I bet I could make the Executor with just the pieces of the SD.

4.bp.blogspot.com/_1mJfVVPM4dM/TJ9Mp8ofUeI/AAAAAAAAAFM/mphAyTPidmM/s1600/IMG_0819.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I like it, but can't help but feel it's lacking a certain something...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# man you won't believe how much i laughed about this
i laughed so badly i had to snort like a swine and showed co workers the porter meme because it took quite some time until i would stop laughing and it didn't get unnoticed
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# </irony>
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# must be quite the ego boost
look - im a meme!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
you want me to change my signature into something else? you can mess with me but don't mess with my water.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
meme bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# A crueller person than you would go the extra mile to make her look hideous and exacerbate her insecurities.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Is she leaving or being fired
you can't fire a disabled person, and having no thumbs might be considered a disability.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
#
so whats why I would always beat her over tetris on the game boy via LINK CABLE (in case anyone remembers that)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Posh Twat
I could never afford a link cable. I only got myself a Game Boy for 30 quid about a year after the pocket came out too. /workingclass
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Is the dog getting its lipstick out?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# No, it's already got plenty of make-up on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)