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# 'I like my coffee, like I like my cock'
Tepid-weak and milky
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# and leaving a stain on the bedside table
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# in a cup?
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# I take it black
Like my men...
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# Hmmm?

*continues reading 'Nun's life'*
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# Black and steaming?
Edit: GAH!!
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# lukewarm and cheap
from a kilx vending machine?
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# & smelling slightly of Tomato soup
even though you pressed "Tea"
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# eeewww
they always have those machines in hospitals.
NHS hospital = klix machine
private hospital = tassimo machine and china cups
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# bleah, posh machine coffee tastes like old tarry fags


/heathen blog
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# just give me a jar of douwe egbert's
and i'm happy
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# I work very near DE's leet coffee burning facility
when the wind is right, that smell can keep you off food or drink for a day...heavy coffee!
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# it is lovely
but if i have 3 or more cups in less than 3 hours, i have to do a lot of walking or some other exercise, otherwise i get the bad jitters
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# Indeed
I used to drink up to 10 big mugs of it a day, black. Completely cut down to only a couple a week now.
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# i still drink it
but not after 5 p.m, otherwise no sleep for me.
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# In other peoples' mouths.
Coffee is disgusting.
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# Brought round on a trolley by a middle-aged woman?
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# Thrown in your face in disgust?
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# I like me women like I like my coffee
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Cold and bitter
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