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# Um...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I see what the problem is there.
He's got a terrible infestation of gonad locusts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Bumflies?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Cockphids?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Testeflies?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# one for the Entomologists
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Titwasps?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Arsebees?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Plum flies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Knackermoths!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Ladies and gentleman
we have a winner!
And if I had an animation makey thing, I would be making a fluttering version right now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm going to go sit in the garden, guarding my vegetables from Knackermoths.

Any tips to keep them off me courgettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Keep your legs crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Mothballs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# no,
it's true I swear!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
# good.
courgettes are nasty bitter snotveg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# They'll taste better tomarrow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *loses the will to live*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# No!
You should be sucking the marrow out of life!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Trouble with marrows is
They're a bit (Cu)cumbersome
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I thought that
Then I tried the following recipe:
Bacon
Courgettes
Onions
Creme fraiche
Pasta

Makes a lovely carbonara. Tangy sourness of creme fraiche really complements the courgettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# not a huge fan of pasta
and can't eat it at all now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# weirdo...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i know
but what's that got to do with my lack of pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Dr Atkins, I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# nope
professor wilding and his gastric bypass technique.
also, i have ibs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Also if you after slicing if you season them with salt and pop them evenly between a tea towel
all the bitterness us drawn out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i'd rather just eat cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I've heard that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
# you're a very bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
# flying cdc's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Are they Jordan's advance party?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# bollockbugs
you need to treat them with white wine vinegar and lemsip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Peachbugs
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# damn snozwanglers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)