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From the The Secret Life Of Kitchens challenge. See all 103 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Egg-sterminate!
I can't help but feel that the whisk is somewhat redundant since he got the fancy Braun mixer attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# To be fair the plunger would also be useless
Unless there were any horizontal sinks that needed unblocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# hehe oh yeah,
Dalek V2.0 must include a flexible neck. What an oversight.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Some cooks prefer the fine degree of aeration control one can achieve with a manual whisk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] he'd better stay out of this kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# you can't beat a classic dalek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Whisk-y business.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# But worth taking the plunge for
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Too spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# spoon is my favourite word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I'm rather partial to 'velvet' and 'quid'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
# velvet is nice
not too sure about quid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Not a fan of quids, eh?
*pulls revolver*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
# in monetary form,certainly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Oh, so you're changing your story?
*calls Feds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# no, i like the money version
but otherwise it reminds me of a lump of chewing tobacco
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# It reminds me of black leather
You know how like wallets, handbags, camera cases etc are often made of black leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
# yeah
but in that case, i'd rather think about leather
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Quid pro quo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# QED
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Strangely, as a child I really liked the sound of the word quid
But now it just reminds me of a stupid made up word from Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Quid seems to be the great divider.
Howzaboot 'plush'?
Fits in nicely with the whole velvet scene..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Plush I like
I also like "tog"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# all kids love log
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Tog, not log
As in quilt thickness measurement
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# you not a ren and stimpy fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Never watched it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing!
man, i'm drunk. time for bed. i think.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I think I was busy being a weird teenager when it was popular, but maybe I'll try and catch up some time
and I too must away to bed. G'nights all!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Tog? Oh-ho!
I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Globe, Blimp and Slipper
are some of my favourite words
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# There is much to love, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Blimp - good call!
Not only a good word but part of the title of one of my favourite films en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_and_Death_of_Colonel_Blimp
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# A genuine British classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# slipper is great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# plungefuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Yay!
"Put it in the curry!"
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Fuuuuck... that's ancient Spike Milligan talk!
(Ah, here we are: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q&playnext=1&list=PLE3C461EF0EC0F7EB)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# oh man we're old
 
the Pakistani dalek sketch was in the Q annual, I don't know how I'd react to it now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# That's I how first encountered it too. It's downright bloody silly, that's what it is. And fairly short.
Do have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# our video shop did have some of the series for rent, too.
similarly, I have misgivings these days seeing Peter Sellers made up as an Indian

though I still enjoy his Indian George Formby
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
# here's the sketch off the album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUM7EV7D03o

but fucking hell, look at this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA_FLKHPR88
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# And Sellers is kinda right, Ravi Shankar (and the entire Berlin Deaf Symphony Orchestra, for that matter) would tune up quicker than a cheap uke with new strings.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Well, Spike was Indian himself (as I'm sure you already knew), and at least spoke bits of a couple of the languages.
I'm pretty sure that^ dalek sketch isn't offensive. It's too daft and chaotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
# I don't doubt I'd still find them funny
 
I hate people getting too precious, especially about things from another time and place.
First step to a multicultural society is taking the piss out of one another
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
# And the second step?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FOR WORLD PEAS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
# This challenge
is really making me crave ground rice pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# It's my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)