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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Hey! Put down your Rebekah Brooks voodoo dolls for a second and vote on the new QOTW

- Dodgy work ethics: What's the naughtiest thing a boss has ever asked you to do? And did you do it? And how much did you pay the police?

- Party pieces: That bit at a gathering directly between 'Hey, look at this!' and somebody dialling 999

- Funniest thing you've seen in real life: Degree of difficulty -- IN REAL LIFE. No 'look at this YouTube link LOL'

- Being led astray: By day, I am a mild-mannered writer. By night, I am in a desperate struggle with the owners of our local community noticeboard, all thanks to being led astray by the internets. Damn you, internets!

- Hanging with the cool kids: Tell us of your desperate attempts to act cool. Or, if you are the legendary Cool Kid a) what are you doing here? and b) tell us about desperate dweebs who have tried to impress you

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Does this poll thing have trouble counting or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Does anyone from /talk actually use /board?
If not, /board should vote for the worse option, just to piss them off!

* If you are reading this and you are from /talk, hello!


EDIT: * Votes for "Does this poll thing have trouble counting or something"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Does anyone from /talk use QOTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Sorry, I failed there...
/talk /Question of the Week

* I wont go back and edit it because that would be double fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Yep.
I still think of myself as a QotW person, though I spend much more time on /board and /links of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Only for trolling purposes, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Suck my balls you horrible, horrible bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# match.com-------------------------->
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Re dodgy bosses - when I worked for Simon Cowell 20 years ago...
I had to fake his signature on bank documents because he didn't get into the office in time.

I also used to sign Sinitta's signature on photos for her.

So I'm voting this one!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# You'll be telling me the X-Factor winners don't write their own songs next.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# also
WHERE'S THE FUCKING PICTURE?????????
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Can you still forge his signature?
The possibilities are endless!

Oh, can I return my signed Sinitta fan club photo to you fro a refund as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# You should have ordered the wipe-clean version.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# pfft
20 years ago dude!!!!

Can't remember what happened yesterday......
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# QOTW-------------------------->
/obvious answer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# i voted for dodgy work ethics,
but I have to wait until my boss is dead before I can release the information
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Just disguise your place of work
"One time when I was working at Band Camp..."
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)