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# but where's the shatner's bassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# we have top men looking for that
top. men.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# pffff
i'm now imagining you as a fat bloke with a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ok then
top topless?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# sexi time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# now that's gonna put you off belly pork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Looks about a B cup ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# i'd say 48 D
trust me on this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Trust you, why?
I've done an extended hands-on study of breasts for many years.

50EE if you count what's drooped over.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# there's no way that's an EE
as someone who's gone from approximately a 52JJ to a 36C, i know bra sizes intimately.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Wow, and I thought HH
was bit of a handful armful.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# mouthful
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# *chokes on coffee--splurts on monitor*
jezuz fella! O_O

edit: gotta save that one--might be handy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Like you wasn't holding the camera
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# like that's not you watching me hold the camera
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# this is my sex face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# including the neck/jowls?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# and the chins
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# *stares, transfixed with grossness*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# *bokes*
thank fuck i've not 'ad me tea yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# You are fat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# this makes it much worse
and i didn't think that was possible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# i fucking love MARS candybars
now I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# gawd--a bear could hibernate in there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# This is how bandwagons die.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Leave Red Freebase Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Finally!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# he fucking loves mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# 2 slo man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# i know
:~(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Hey, too tall, too slow 2, come in.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I have just finished a neuroscience degree
And I managed to get 'shatner's bassoon' into two of my exam answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# i fucking love this
i got a c in maths for answering questions with "how the fuck should i know?" and "stop asking such fucking stupid questions!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I enjoyed drawing complicated anatomical diagrams
and adding arrows to ?? and here be dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Aged 11, I put my religion down on a school form as, 'Devout member of the cult of Monty Python'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# bloke i'm dating atm
has his religion down as jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I should have put Jedi down on the census.
Not big a Star Wars fan though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# i just put none
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)
# 'nun' !?!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# I saw her form
actually wrote 'none, Chuck'

btw, nothing explains why you are so good at the old ninja edits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# explains why i'm so good at the old ninja edits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Ha
Age 11 I was as ecclesiastically aware as the mud I was playing in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# and couldn't spell 'devout' if you had a pantful of it ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Still can't.
.. Should probably change my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# My final school report said '...has a very well developed sense of humour.'
I was delighted.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# my headteacher said i was a genius
he was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# which = 'clown'
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)