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[challenge entry] NSFEpileptics
WARNING: Pea roasting in progress.

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(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# sorry... i don't like this
I'll leave Phillipa here whilst I have a fit

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Oh God, Phillipa!
How oft I emptied myself o'er thoughts of thee!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Mind piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Mind sexwee
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Oh, she bites.
Such a turn-off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# unless it's round the base
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I'd be fine... as long as she didn't bite anything off. +_+
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# She couldn't reach my base.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Gunt gets in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# No, my base is on the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# *looks up 'gunt' on Urban Dictionary*
I really, really regret doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# hahahah my work is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# MMM NARNAR
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# *Spluffs all over keyboard*
Photobucket

You dirty mare Phillipa
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Maintaining eye contact
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Someone with better Photoshop skills than me
Can change it into a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# better
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# this is what i was thinking
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Back in the day, I'd happily eat my dinner off her minge.
these days she looks like she'd beat you to it
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I am eating a delicious ham hock sandwich
and yet it is not me who is touching the ham
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# A pea roast in a new thread AND a spacker?

You let your mother watch you touch ham
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Well, that went well, didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# The stupidity remains.
It's just the names that change
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Blimey. Who lit the Bat-Signal?
'lo sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# oh hai Zoot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# DING DONG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# This post is worthy of recognition under the Gee Dubya Awards for Services to Hamtouching.
whoops. Picture might help.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)