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[challenge entry] you just can't trust those fruity pricks

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# alan? the biggest fruit of them all?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# i'll hit him with the warning sign
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# there ,there-we'll have none of that
boredom is just for people who . . .er,,um yyaaAAWWWwnnn, hm?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I know I'm a nerd
but I've got hold of the bulk of Horizon from 1980 to 2008, and there's enough there to keep me from boredom for a long time. Days, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# if i had money right now
i'd be in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# otta open a pub of yer own
or maybe that's not easy in yer land across the sea
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# it's not easy
when you have absolutely no cash, no experience, no collateral and no inclination
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# that's how Jack Dawkins got his start
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i can't be arsed being behind a bar
my parents do enough of that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I know what you mean
anything that is 'fun' as a hobby, is quite different when it becomes a "job."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# job?
what is this "job"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# "Watchmen" - 22:00, C4.
"Scary Movie 2" - 22:00, E4.
"Se7en" - 22:00, Alibi(+1).
"The Wild Bunch" - 23:00, TCM.
"The Frighteners" - 23:00, Movies 24.
"Solomon Kane" - 23:10, Sky Action/Adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'd watch Se7en
I've not seen it in many a long year
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Hmm. Now you mention it, it's been a goodly while since I last watched it..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# seen them all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Ah, well. I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# fuck it, con air is on bbc1
i like a bit of cage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Ah good call Smash
Might watch that too
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# well, it's on in 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Actually, sod that
Going to watch Little Shop of Horrors instead
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i do love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Put the bunny back in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# alternatively, go straight to
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# that man needs cunting squarely in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Shaddup
was I think the answer you were looking for :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# 'twas
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# So you seek to genocide all fruit?
You'll make them into Tomartyrs...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# squeeze the juice out of him!
mmmmmm, tomato juice......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Bloody mary FTMFW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# hell, yes
are you a believer in extra tabasco?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I can't get enough of that shit.
I keep a bottle of it by the bed for emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# it is very tasty
i tend to keep a packet of dried bird's eye chillies handy, for those occasions where a bit of excess heat is called for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# it does, see?

bindun much much more betterer, shirley?
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# that's a taste explosion right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Pursuit Pumpkin is
pursuing?
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i thought it was attack of the killer tomatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# more likely but less alliterative
Edit: and anyway, this is a fruit related thread and tomatoes aren't really fruit, whereas pumpkins...

oh bugger
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I love Fruit :D
(herman:D, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# i think the fruit likes it, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# hip-notic
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)