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# We're gonna need a bigger coat..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday for yesterday, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# thenk yeaux, sire!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# There was a 'Happy Birthday, Taters' thread, last night, started by Wobbly.
Don't know if you saw it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# yeah - he PMed it me
i was too late to post anything though. you know how quickly the board moves.

Hope anyone wasnt too scared by my chunky, bearded head! I darent show my real face on here - look what happened to clansoul...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# There is, as far as I know, only one picture of my face on the internet.
And I look a complete tit, so I leave it as a shameful reminder of taking too many drugs in my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Morning, Drim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Ning
Trust you are well, and not unduly singed?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I'm good, and getting better as the day progresses towards the inevitable drunken meltdown, later.
No burnt edges in Hertfordshire, thankfully.
And I hope your day is running along similar lines to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# This is great, I like it and have clicked it, BUT
I have found it particularly noticable over this week that increasingly the meeja is referring to "stores" and not "shops".

This strikes me as another example of creeping Coca-Colonisation, which has been going on for the past 50 years or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# oooh Coca-Colonisation
not heard that phrase before

I'm going to use it this weekend at a posh dinner party
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# It'll probably turn out that stores is what shops are called in Yorkshire or Somerset or somewhere and it doesn't come from America
or that it was the old word for shops in the 15th century, and Americans just copied us and then we forgot.
*Takes another bite of coca-colon*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this is the case
You see a lot of 'village stores' and 'general stores' in little villages
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# There's the Old Camden Stores too
it probably doesn't predate America but it's pretty old
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Pall Shopping Centre?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I took the rhyming option.
Made you this, by way of apology:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Trainers4Justice innit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Is that Ed Miliband?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# The face and eyes are from different pics, but yes.
*awards cigar*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)