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# hello again b3eta!
(Rick Deckard, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
# and here are todays VEC WARS FACEWASPS
(Rick Deckard, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Looks like Wobbly and Dogbomb had a night of drunken fumblings
that they'd rather forget.
Are you their bastard offspring?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Yes.
Yes he is. But I still love him like my very own. x x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# I had a horrible vision
of them both wanking into the same sock and leaving it nice and warm in the airing cupboard until a little baby floggly horse hatched.

I'm so sorry for that to everyone involved and anyone who reads that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# I have
Photographs of this if anyone is interested?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I think I'll skip on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Aww, sweet.
Are they in an album with floggy's first footprint and the like?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Yes
We call it "Flog. A log of our sprog."
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# See, if every family had such emotional bonds,
we wouldn't have had those riots the other week. I'm proud of you, Dogbomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Very much this
my faith in humanity is restored.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# ...
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# not bad, not bad, I can't seem to do punchlines without swears in them
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# hahahaha
told him good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# what the tits are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Is the middle frame really nessesary?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Born in the days of pixel rationing?
Ah, back in the days when pixel tankers used to stream in convoy across the Atlantic, running the gauntlet of U-boats and Focke-Wulf Condors, assisted only by a rag-tag escort of corvettes that would roll on wet grass, let alone a mid-Atlantic swell. Pixel tanker crews were amongst the hardest - the pixels were printed onto highly-flammable celluoid and a torpedo could send the whole lot up, leaving very little to pick up out of the water, but time and again, they'd dry themselves off in port and sign up for the next convoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Your reply contained many pixels!
Think of those poor guys who risked their lives for us! 4 EVA IN R HARTZ etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Nah, text messages were transmitted by Morse radio.
Pictures on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
#
the middle frame any of this
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# *sits back down* Sorry sir, won't do it again sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Just kidding - I'm feeling rather mischevious today...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# It's alright.
I've noticed a lot of hijinks on here this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Rap that gift up!
bakerlondon.bandcamp.com/track/rap-that-gift-up
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)