I had humous... you bloody oiks!
EDIT/ Now with added Salad Cream and Dripping
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:57,
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Wotsits = riot class
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:19,
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Hahaha! Great.:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:04,
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ahaahh 'KNUCKLE'
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Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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Ace! whenever I see/hear "Cucumber Sandwich" I think of this:"You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one contribution to Western civilisation. Afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:11,
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Needs Salad Cream somewhere right at the bottom...Vile stuff :o(
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:12,
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ooooh! good suggestion.I left off dripping as well. If anyone spots any others, do let me know
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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scotch piealso - sugar. You should see my teeth.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:28,
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When I was scumwe had tomato sauce sandwiches and also crisp sandwiches.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37,
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sugar puffscrisps
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:54,
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chocolate spreadYou might need some classes below flatcap, I suggest baseball cap or hood
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:41,
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You asked?You've missed off granulated sugar! Nothing like
a piece 'n' sugar the very reason why so many
Glasgow folks have very few real teeth!!
Oh and when the Missus was with child she
hankered after a piece 'n' toothpaste! Tastes
shit but she'd a really white smile!
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Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:59,
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a piece 'n' sugar the very reason why so many
Glasgow folks have very few real teeth!!
Oh and when the Missus was with child she
hankered after a piece 'n' toothpaste! Tastes
shit but she'd a really white smile!
Haha.. ace..But the one thing missing that I have on at least 80% of my sandwiches is onion....
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Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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It's one of the cheepest ingregients..... and also one of the most classless.... ejoyed by all :-)
Hahaha.... just a guess here... but I take it your not a fan of them..!!
I like a touch of red onion, but find that it tends to stay with me all day. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:21,
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My palet is that knackered I just use raw cooking onion on everything....
ha!nice! but what about the bread itself?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:17,
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Separate chart, that moves from mighty white, through brown and all the way up to ciabatta. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:18,
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oh god... Mighty White...... O_oI happened to pick up a loaf of Warburtons Farmhouse Brown Bread the other day, but it was really pale - like a white loaf. If you did as much as look at it, it would tear/crumble, and it wasn't stale... Fecking useless for sandwiches... /bread_rant
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37,
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The breakfast club....Toast 2 slices of thick white on one side only.
Fry bacon, sausage, black pudding, hash browns.
Fry a 3rd slice of bread in remaining fat, add extra butter if needed.
Layer the sandwich with the toasted sides outside, the hash brown and black pud in one half, the sausage and bacon in the other and the fried slice in between.
Optional extras... ketchup (for the kids) brown sauce, Worcestershire sauce or Tabasco sauce for the grown ups, fried egg, fried tomato, defibrillator.
(Fry bacon, sausage, black pudding, hash browns.
Fry a 3rd slice of bread in remaining fat, add extra butter if needed.
Layer the sandwich with the toasted sides outside, the hash brown and black pud in one half, the sausage and bacon in the other and the fried slice in between.
Optional extras... ketchup (for the kids) brown sauce, Worcestershire sauce or Tabasco sauce for the grown ups, fried egg, fried tomato, defibrillator.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:30,
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if you are on a dietreplace the bread with ryveta, the bacon and sausage with cornflakes and the hash browns and black pud with weetabix and your outlook on life with something more meaningful
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32,
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or saliva! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02,
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Nom nom....Well that just sounds so right.... ;-)Just thought McDonalds do the same with the big mac too..
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Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:35,
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I think your Full English with a fried slice....Beats the traditional anytime...
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Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47,
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damn rightand can be eaten at any time of any day, including Xmas lunch
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03,
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Ooo yes - ranging from the olive and sundried tomato focaccia, to the oven bottom muffin.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:19,
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marg at the bottom, olive spread in the middle, butter at the top? Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:27,
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marg doesn't really exist any more/QI blog
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32,
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hahaha ok, vegetable spread then! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:33,
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Jam?????Should be near the bottom.
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:14,
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You are 100% right, this has been pointed out to me and I will endevour to change it.*blows raspberries*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
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