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[challenge entry] The ultimate Tory solution

From the Future Law Enforcement challenge. See all 110 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# may
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Might not
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# you've managed to make a robot painfully uncool
well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# She is such a clueless muppet it makes me cry
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# in an office of clueless muppets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# ^
Cameron makes her look fairly competent
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
#
The awful thing is when they say they stopped the riots they believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I saw Milliband on Sky News earlier trying to be sincere and convey human emotions, his dead eyes and long face makes me want to kill again.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# and his stupid morkish voice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# fuck, that too
Christ what a puppet fuckin cuntass.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# That was a great appointment.
The two words Conservatives associate with women - home and secretary.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# mr. headwound, don't make me angry
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Are you a conservative?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)
# not a fucking chance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# WTF?
I was attributing those sentiments to Tory MPs rather than myself, and in that context I stand by them.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)
# you made me think about sexist conservatives
i'm a hormonal female, dammit, i don't need an explanation!

*cries, eats chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
#
When Borris becomes our glorious leader you'll have to add tottie to that list.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I for one welcome our bumbling oafish new leaders.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
Cum what May...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# BRB, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Is that the other Teresa May underneath? The nude model cum porn star?
/returns to hidden porn stash

And yes, the pun in the title was intentional.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] kids are scared of clowns, but not cops, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hahah!
:List_Primary_Directives

1: lose the public trust
2: penalise the innocent
3: hinder the law

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)