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# Here's a thing from a thing I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
the heart isn't connected to the penis.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# the heart never connects to the heart
that would cause some kind of love explosion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# lolwut
i meant to type penis.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# It's my turn to operate!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# charlie horse?
what the fuck is a charlie horse?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# It's like a drug mule.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# apparently its a leg cramp
or so that lying wench wikipedia tells me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Like Clarky Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# The hardest thing to remove.
And a spasm, according to the urban dictionary.
Which I just checked, because I didn't have a fucking clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# did you know there is a Spiderman version :|
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3358678/Spider-Man-Operation-Board-Game/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I got all excited, then looked at the actual board.
Utter wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# WTF?
They have a way to go before the catch up wirh monopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# a cunt to get out with a pair of electronic tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# is no sort of cunt at all
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Well a Unicorn is a Horse with a cornetto stuck to it's head, right?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# right
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I would have to say that is
FUCKING WOO!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Needs more buzzing nose ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# By which I mean: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I was wondering about pitching an adult version of Operation to MB games
things inserted in the wrong orifice, unpleasant fractures, screaming instead of buzzing, that sort of thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# oh, i like this
especially the realistic penis size
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# You've just been spoiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# not lately
more's the pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I'd offer mine
But it's more pathetic then the one in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# That sounds like my premature ejeculate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# sounds like you ejaculate dust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# or possibly steam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# My balls are very warm, you may be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# is this that there that 'grooming' i've heard so much about?
*edit* and if so then whom is grooming whom?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Depends which one has coarse, matted hair
and which one is holding a wire brush
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# no grooming here
everyone knows to approach me at their own peril
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# He appears to have a loaf of bread tattooed on his stomach
Which is quite odd really. Nina seems to have got over being a stroppy teenager, and allowed me to scratch her ear and chin without complaint, and played with a twig with me today :)

Lovely little getting rather large kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# :)
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I took a mate i've known since the dawn of the internet up there today
Who is a German IT guru, who was simply blown away by Terry's cats. It was nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I wished i was nearer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# excellent, I'll bring a ball of string on my next visit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
And a can of whiskers. I'll be back there on Sunday btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# busy all weekend here, maybe next time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# how have you got my x-ray?!?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I like your
thing

lots
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# yes
but what do you think of his picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Oh!
er...

'tis lovely!
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# nice backpedalling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
# better to back-pedal than back-thrust I like to think
er...

*leaves quietly*
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Nice thing
although anatomically a bit shakey
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Shakey?
Stevens?

thought it was a very accurate thing myself, anyways
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Na. Bread should be in basket.
I admit my previous post is spellingly a bit shaky.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# please accept this as your punishment ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqQasoWm7Kg
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)