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# I feel like chicken tonight!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
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"gonna make some rice tonight, tonight, tonight..."
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# NO CHICKEN TONIGHT !!!


you'll eat bat or nothing !
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Bats!!!! I'd rather drink dogs piss!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# well hell!
who'd pass up dog piss under any circumstances?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Martin Short, for one
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)
# That's what he says in public,
the truth is he can empty a spaniel in under five minutes.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# What is his technique?!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Blackmail.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# it's lies. Spaniels can only hover for about 2 minutes
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:38, archived)
# The International Heterosexual known as Martin Short accepts nothing less than the finest cat piss.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# YOU KNOW IT
 

 
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
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(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:08, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhah YES
 
that's one deleted scene that should've stayed in
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Are there any bats in this hotel?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# perhaps here
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
#


(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
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(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# chchchchchchchch
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPZZZZZ!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# FUCK
Ed Balls looks like he came right out of Dark Hams.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# yep
looking for something unrelated I found this one, simple but deeply unsettling
www.b3ta.com/board/9743976
 
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Please settle an argument I am having with my partner.
Are those Hula Hoops or Cheezels?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I have come here to eat chicken and kick ass
AND I'M ALL OUT OF CHICKEN
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
# and the bat is spoken for
might I suggest the possum? It's almost fresh.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# TWO WHOLE CHICKENS? YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF SICK
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# The sickness is the best part!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
# NOW YOU TELL ME.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)
# CHICKEN RICH BUT TIME POOR
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
#
Anyone remember "hamfisted brotards". It used to have one result in GIS, then I made a pic which was an image of the results page containing the one result, plus my image of the results page.
Anyway, the image I made is now the first result, and there are now hundreds of other results. The single result that used to turn up is no longer on the first page of results though.

www.google.com/search?q=hamfisted+brotards&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

Do try to keep up. I'll be asking questions later.
 

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Also I performed a show at a nearby pub with a friend and we called ourselves the hamfisted brotards.
There were only 7 or 8 people there
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# !!!!
What did your performance consist of?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# He played bass and stomped on a hi-hat pedal while I sang songs about wanting to be normal
we wore spandex.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# ART
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)
# I wish I could believe you gronkpan, I really do.
I so want this to be true.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I asked you at the time if you minded me using the name
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Mate, if you'd been honest with me and told me it was for ART
I'd definitely have said no. I thought you were just going to shout it at people on the bus.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:50, archived)
# I would have had a larger audience if I did
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# they like their food, and they are very nice people
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)