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# I've never quite understood
the whole chicken thing, I guess I'm not racist enough
I mean, I know a fair few people of varying skin tones, and none of them could really be categorised by the food they eat.

weird.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Someone posted some of this facile shit on the gayshift a while back
and when I called them out for posting racist garbage, they claimed I was bullying them. See, that's how much of a cunt you have to be to find this stuff funny, Toasty. Just being a suave cunt isn't enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# It's a sad day when drinking martini in a smoking jacket and making flippant remarks
isn't considered being enough of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# You might see yourself as a cunt
but you're not a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Tough times for you and The Penguin my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# I said flippant not flipper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Haha fuck it
I thought you'd post your Penguin pic and save the thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# which one?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# which led to possibly my favourite B3ta moment...
www.b3ta.com/board/8706692
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Aww that's sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I know you've done lots of top drawings since
but this one is still my favourite.

3 years down the line and Lolly has grown up enough to be called "Lauren" but she's still obsessed with poo!

3 years down the line and my eyes are getting worse. It looks as if she's written "you are runny".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Maybe he is runny honey on toast?
I like to think putting honey on toast makes it happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Oh that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
that is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Excellent!
I missed that the first time around. Thanks for the spaz!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Nice save :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Happy Toast probably is gay
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I LOL'ed in my pants
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Er, wouldn't penguin poo be white with bits of black in?
Other than that, I LOLd so hard that some poo came out.
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Supposedly...
...fine American gentlemen and women of African origin have a predilection for fried chicken.
(Newshack is rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# says who?
I've never heard this outside of b3ta

I must lead a freakishly sheltered life

and by sheltered I mean not surrounded by racists
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)