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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Another Thursday, another QOTW vote. Choose from:

- Churches, mosques, temples and holy places (and how I desecrated them and will burn in HELL)

- My disability

- Ever had your heart broken? The day Barking Mad Sharon told me she didn't want me to piss on her tits ever again was the saddest day of my life

- Things that make me cringe. 'Fingers down blackboards, Goatse, two girls shitting. These are a few of my least favourite things'

- Ever stood up for your rights? It ended badly, didn't it?

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Vote closes after lunch. Today, I have three sandwiches from Tesco's 'Reduced to Clear' shelf, so there is plenty of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Where's the picture?

* 1st
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# surely standing up for my rights
will be translated as:
'needless to say, I had the last laugh'
/what flavour sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# CHICKENS
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# and is also
"sticking it to The Man" like what we done had a few weeks ago.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# and to be fair, there's plenty of 'cringe' entries every week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# just realised that the inclusion of the phrase 'holy places'
is likely to generate endless puns about swiss cheese and similar
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Holy places is going to end up involving naught but stories of 'the best vagina I'm going to pretend I ever sexed'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Sandwich flavour
with diverse fillings and similar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Bitterballen?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Ballin', bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Correct
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Oh, yes.
My tea tonight. Or possibly with a pint or two in De Hems, later. It is Thursday, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Oh No
Dogs inards rapped in crusty stuff..... Nasty
(fire_exit, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Well, I'll stick with Bitterballen,
You can have whatever you like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Sausage flavoured sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I like the sound of this.
How are you today, my petit choufleur?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Kind of edgy today I have to return to work tomorrow
and I have to get to the depot for 06:17 which basically means I have to wake up at 04:15 to get dressed and ready and walk about a quarter of a mile to catch the only bus heading into the city centre at that time which when I get there I have to walk another quarter of a mile to get to the depot. Saturday is even worse as I have a 04:15 start so looks like going to bed Friday night is a bit pointless.

I had to return the mobility car we had after James died they were kind enough to let me have it for 2 weeks after but until I get some money I'm transportless.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Sorry to hear that :(
They should let you borrow the bus at weekends.
Possibly a little Hopper-style one (non-Dennis variety, naturally).

Edit: That was an unintentional double pun - what do I win? :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# haha but we're not allowed to reverse the bus and that's a problem when I need to park it on my drive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I think you would look smashing on a segway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# haha I still have James' disability/shopping scooter
I'd look so cool riding to work on that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Judging from these statistics, no one has had their heart broken, and many of us has at some point desecrated a holy place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I think it's more
that the last thing everyone wants to read is a week's worth of over-wrought sob stories about people's fragile happiness being wrecked by the heartlessness of their one true love.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I think it's a missed opportunity that their combined helmets don't spell anything naughty

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# "Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
PERSONALITY HORSE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# PERSONALITY HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# HORSENALITY PERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# DOG FARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I like this one......
Mosques a speciality!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)