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# Tyrannosaurus vexed
I'll post this for Smash here
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# He?

Uh-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# are you a tellytubby?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
#
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Duly
ninja'd
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Shit it's Wannafappasaurus
The dinosaur that went extinct from blueballs.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# He should just frot up against a dimetrodon
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# the trailing cock
looks like it will stick in the ground a lot - how does it walk? (very carefully!)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# it hovers just above the ground
and its helmet is long since desensitised
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# And avoids hedgehogs
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I cannot remember that
particular line from 'somewhere over the rainbow', but might be just me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Good for an 8 year old?
pity I'm 34 then
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# you're still younger than me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
who isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Apologies for TJ
THIS: i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/img010.jpg is a flyer for a takeaway posted just now through my door, now correct me if im wrong but that is a man holding two pistols isnt it?
What does that have to do with curries, pizzas or burgers?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# either the curry goes through you faster than a bullet
or he's going to shoot you if you don't order something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# £6 minimum!
It's a tenner around here. But the deliverymen aren't armed, that I'm aware of. You get what you pay for I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Well, this is Bradford
A city renowned for its lack of violence, racial tolerance and lack of gun crime.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# *Sings*
It's six pounds, and a bullet,
got my finger on the trigger,
gonna pull it..

Ah, before everyone's time...

*Hides*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Most certainly not!
Class tune.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I guess if you fuck about ordering, they send a hitman round who shanks you with a kebab skewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# isn't that the hitman pic?
1.bp.blogspot.com/_NkQhp8zgKv8/TIafuD_8dDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JJzUZMqWxQ0/s1600-R/hitman.2a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# If its a curry
you order, maybe its the shitman
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# It looks like a butterfly to me....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# MALC
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# He'd probably just rape the nearest diplodocus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)