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Edit: apologies to anyone who replied to my earlier truffle post - I was told We Were Going Out so I couldn't reply to anyone.

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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff.

In their party, anything remotely moderate is communism.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I love Bachmann's criticism of Obamacare:
"It will lead to socialised medicine." Whoa, fuck, you mean people actually look out for each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# you don't understand, man
we're a nation of rugged* individualists

*fat
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Och, fat or not,
The very vast majority of Americans I've met have been lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# The very lovely majority of Americans I've met have been vast.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# fat = more of us to love
I think most of us genuinely want to be liked by the rest of the world. We reserve most of our spite for each other.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I love my Ami friends
They're the awesomest of the awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# *hugs*
*bombs*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Mmmm sexy sexy bombs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# FFS Now I have this stuck in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Try this instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoS7b0u79mw
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Then you need to elect a government that genuinely wants to be liked by the rest of the world
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# see, I thought we had, in 2008
it's an uphill battle and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# The trouble is that Obama is only a small part of the US government
The US actions on trade (and its dominance of the World Trade Organisation) in particular its actions forcing its GM crops on everyone is a prime reason for its unpopularity
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# good point
unfortunately, I can't vote directly for government appointees. uphill battle, as I said.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Very much this.
I once travelled the length of the old Route 66 and have never met such hospitality and genuine interest in strangers. The only rude people I ever encountered were in cities, but even then they were rare.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I met some lovely people out in rural Pennsylvania.
It was only the shower of pissflaps I worked for that spoilt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I want to see them all riding the teacups at Disneyland
Forever
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I cannot agree with this more.
Although not for all of them - there are some decent Repulicans. Just not the Teabaggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Oh yes, of course
The implication was the teabaggers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Is communism still evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# If you need to ask,
then you're probably a Red.

*readies lynch mob*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# When you're done lynchin'
I know I good place you can stash the dead bodies
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# is it in a skip?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Ah, you know it too!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Erm no
why would you ask, are you a copper
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I can't wait for the chinese to invade
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I know what you mean!
Trouble is, after about 20 minutes you want them to invade again.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# CHEMTRAILS ARE MONOSODIUM GLUAMATE
/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# so they make people hungry for more chemtrails?
clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# it's the aliens I tells ya
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Why should they bother?
They own the place already.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# No no no. It's not "communism" anymore.
It's "socialism". The commie boogieman is dead, doesn't scare anybody here anymore. SOCIALISM, that non-God based system, is MUCH MOAR WORSER.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)