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# At last, a film that tells the true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# king fuck fucks for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
Who the fuck has it gone the horn with?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Sexeh Vimod!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# He's the marrying kind
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)
# The giant, flaming dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:01, archived)
# now that you mention it
the beast does appear to be about to pleasure itself with whatever it is in its right hand. a broken space shuttle, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Steady on mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# my heartfelt apologies to all those who lost loved ones in the challenger disaster
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE 1/28 DISASTER?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# N eed A nother S even A stronauts
nostalgic playground lols
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)
# 9/11 rememberence can get a fucking grip
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmstadt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)
# i can't remember whether this is from happy toast or hedgehog from hell
but t'was defo one of the h's...

'well done human race, well done'

my most favouritest b3ta comment ever, so far
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Quite
and after a sigh, I shall bid you good night

We really have got being utterly horrible to one another mastered to an art form as a species
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# civilized society has even made it legal
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# oi, what happened to merkin rant?
/ninja
edit: and again. are you arguing with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# prolly
drunken second thoughts. how's you?

your browser refreshing skills are evidently far superior to my second thoughting and deleting skills. i thought i was pretty quick. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# I is good and drunk
/cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)
# good is right
you ninja, you
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)
# yeah, and i woulda gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for you pesky kids
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)
# pedant fuck
is watching you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:14, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:16, archived)
# *hunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:17, archived)
# *hides*
*edit* when viewed on a 1024x768 monitor this post is fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)
# *finds*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)
# TAG! you're it!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:21, archived)
# bang you`re dead
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:22, archived)
# i forgot to say - no returns
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)
# *sells pies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)
# olley olley oxenberry?
i have guns to exchange for oil?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)
# *gets last word in*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:28, archived)
# teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:29, archived)
# ^ WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:30, archived)
# *bows*
I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# you are most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)
# not you again
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)
# 'fraid so
you just wouldn't let it lie, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:38, archived)
# mighta guessed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:38, archived)
# mighty blessed
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)
# any further we`ll be on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Hello you /talk fuckwanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:43, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)
# can we chevron back in t'other direction?
not sure i've got the energy to keep it up...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:41, archived)
# shennanigans declared
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:43, archived)
# yeah, it's all very well me suggesting it
but i'll have you know that i have royally fukt up previous attempts at such shenanigins thru pure ignorance and in competence in the past so i'll make no promises.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:47, archived)
# game over man, game over
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:49, archived)
# one life left?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:52, archived)
# nuke the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:53, archived)
# * vapourizes*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:57, archived)
# you are feeling sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:58, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:03, archived)
# the game`s up the pole
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)
# zzz... wha?!
the what's up the what now?
you woke me for this?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Stay out of srs biznz fella cause you obv Ill equipped to comment on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:11, archived)
# evidently so
incidently, do you 'aaaarrrgh' because you are?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:12, archived)
# g`night you /talk fuckwank
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:16, archived)
# good night kind friend
sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:18, archived)
# ?
neet neet
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:19, archived)
# aha mr 14 messages on /talk, rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:21, archived)
# doh!
you got me. well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:22, archived)
# you know where to go then
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:23, archived)
# ta.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)
# smell you later
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
# ha - ha
i like you angry pirate you're fun we should do this again sometime
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
# still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:26, archived)
# apparently you are
so ner! (my dad's bigger than your dad!)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)
# I`ll tuck you in son
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:29, archived)
# cool. daddy was never any good at it
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:31, archived)
# for the last time I`m not fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# me thinks the lady doth protest too much
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:35, archived)
# wie komme ich am besten zum haupt bahnhoff bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)
# nien! or maybe ja!
i don't know as i don't speak german. you win again angry pirate! curse you and your superior intellect!

*edit*

ps

kijk naar de dienstregeling
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)
# "The atomic bomb was more than a weapon of terrible destruction; it was a psychological weapon.” —Former U.S. Secretary of War Henry L. Stimson, 1947
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki
WMD? Terrorism?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Well, what'll we do till then?!? --Stimson J Cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Saw some wood?
NSFW, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:01, archived)
# If the picture involves massive sex toys made from shrapnel and torn metal, that also happen to be on fire, you can't expect people not to get a bit excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Would be some biblical arse ramming on the gorilla's behalf, whatever it's got on hand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha

inspired by herman's post below
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# they is looking forwards to witnessing white poo
not seen since the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# i saw some recently for the first time in ages
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Just feed your dog a constant diet of yummy milky bars,
hey presto, white dog eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)
# someone down there *points down* said it was to do with folk not feeding dogs bone anymore
i mean, what is the world coming to? give a dog a bone
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Also from chalk and ash not being added to dog food anymore
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Jedward
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:58, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# mutated wobblefuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# waddafuuuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vum4g4Sm9oM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# double you tee eff
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# I AM NOT A BETTING MAN, BUT IF i WAS, i WOULD SAY jAPAN HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Why does this version have more hits?
Oh. Girls in stripy tops.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# simon is a lucky man
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=32676
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
# FUCK MOVIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# FUCK!
Fuckin' great, that fuckin' is. FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Thread broke my 33.3k chevron
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)