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# ARRRGH!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I'll get the hammers
you get something to light them on fire with
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I've got this candle
will that do? :D
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# and I have this candle for you birthday girl!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Birthday girl?!
I ain't no lady....I knew wearing this skirt was a mistake. I mean, the lipstick and tights are no mistake, but the skirt, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Oh just accept that you love it and accept the cock candle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Well I hope you're a girl
because I'm not gay or owt!

* Heads back off to the b3ta cuntshed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Jet boy jet girl
I'm gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make you penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooooohhhh
Jet boy jet girl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Thanks for the cock anyway
It'll be forever in my arse heart
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Candles!!
or is it a dangle?
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I'll provide the shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Happy Candles
and may I suggest Flaming Shit Hammers, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks!
These Flaming Shit Hammers you speak of sound good, but I'd heard about a new one with the Blessed-o-tron Clank Amplifier 2000 feature, do you have any of those in stock?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Unfortunately not there has been a product recall as the Blessed-o-trons
were considered in violation to the Geneva Convention... which at present it being contested by a group of specialised deaf solicitors.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# 'elf 'n' safety gawn bleedin' mad I tells ya!
In my day we'd take the old model 350 Blessed-o-trons back to the shop if they didn't make our ears bleed, and that was before we'd even put the batteries in.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# The old ways were the best ways
but you have to understand parents nowadays want to wrap their kids in cotton wool... usually to cushion the fall for a 15 storey block of flats but I digress.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)