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# coincidence or science?
This occurred to me whilst I was walking past the tv and x-factor happened to be on (honest guv):

I

I was scraping the google barrel by the end of the list I have to be honest
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# kistry.
you also missed dusty springfield from the right hand side :P
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# She wasn't fat either
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# true true
but she was scary looking, maybe there needs to be a third ellipse in this Venn ;-)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Also, while she had a great voice
Her style wasn't really soul
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Scary? Really?
She always seemed lovely.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Yeah - I thought we were talking about Dusty at that point
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# I meant Kirsty
I think arrangedletters edited in the bit about Dusty Springfield. Or maybe I just didn't read it properly.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# As Amy Winehouse is morbidly post moribund does this diagram need redrawing?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I like the word moribund
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# since the invention of the door
defenestration was moribund.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Not in some pubs.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# yes, one endeavours to avail oneself on occasion of the utility of members of the polysyllabic subset of the extended lexicon in order to obscure the actuality that I'm as thick as a slab of unprocessed lard.
Innit.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I said I liked moribund
I didn't ask for your life story
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Oooooh
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)
# oh, that was the prequel
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# you've been chosen as an extra...
in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I hope I get to play the evil me
oh wait, that's me.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah
There are 5 chapters (at least) on cement still to come.
Not so?

Hello, Mr Meats!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Le grande cémentaux
is truly an epic in itself

hello Flowerpots :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# your definition of 'morbidly obese' is somewhat flexible
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# somewhat ironically.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# indeed. It's like a free ride when you already paid
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# and that good advice that I just didn't take.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Like the time I won the lottery
and died the next day
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# to be fair
my definition of "awesome soul voice" is probably a bit more slipshod
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Moribundly obese
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Yeah
Bette Midler?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)
# ok, ok
not morbidly obese but seriously:

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# And I could post pictures of her looking quite svelte
but couldn't be arsed.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
#
Streisand
Middler

Same thing really
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)
# oh no, it's Bette MIDler
/Simpsons
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)
# *could
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I can sing in a
morbidly obese voice. Where do i fit in?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# a voice so husky it could pull a sled?
mmmm :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I can do husky.
Not quite Lois Armstrong yet, but getting closer every day.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# i can do a very good false baritone.
bahoom babahoom bapamawmaw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Lionel Richie
has let himself go...
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# i was thinking the same thing. They do have a lot of similarity
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# it's COINSCIENCE.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)
# A bit unfair
Chaka Khan and Kirsty McColl didn't start out fat. I recall them singing when they were both quite svelte.
(Although I'm not old enought to remember Ella and Bette thinner, they weren't chunkers in their early days)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)