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# What is everyone else wearing today?
I have come to work in a rubber cod piece, brown corduroy waistcoat and walking boots. I forgot my cravat.



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# My aren't you the Beau Brummel of B3ta ;)
It's "dress down Monday" here at Chutney Towers....so

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *puffs on pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *sniffs*
That's Opium isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Just enough to take the edge off

*turns on 27 effects peddles and strums a D chord repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Codpiece Monday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# ^ This...
Today should now be Codpiece Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# So let it be so
Anyone want to add it to Wikipedia?

"The nearest Monday to the 26th of September was declared 'Codpiece Monday' by a quorum vote of at least 3 people in 2011. On this day, those in possession of a codpiece are expected to wear it to work or out in public as a fashion statement."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Looks like you have the text for it...
* Carry on..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# StoneyBridge
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Stooooooooneybridge!
I still have a Stoneybridge Olympic Bid T-shirt from many years ago when I saw Hunter&Docherty live at the Fringe festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# 1992?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
#
www.absolutelyandy.com/absolutely/didyouknow/tshirt.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# meh - mine's at the menders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# RIP Roy Skelton
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ha ha
That took me a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# assless chaps FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# It's Monday, I have on my most smashingestest of blouses on.
Have a good day all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# In that case
may I just say what a smashing blouse you have on.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# butt plug,
flip flops and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# perfect monday attire
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# i think so, yes
but i can't wear it 3 days in a row, so i'm not sure what i'm going to do tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Wellies and nipple clamps.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# nah, i just know i'd get chafed nipples
i like the wellies idea though, maybe a ball gag would go with them.

*tries outfit on*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)