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# Am I old enough to wear this?
I am 20 years old.
Am I old enough to wear this?
bit.ly/oniINz
I will talk about it with my mother.
(skygirl, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Oh dear
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I'm listening
Do you have any pics?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# What is everyone else wearing today?
I have come to work in a rubber cod piece, brown corduroy waistcoat and walking boots. I forgot my cravat.



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# My aren't you the Beau Brummel of B3ta ;)
It's "dress down Monday" here at Chutney Towers....so

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *puffs on pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *sniffs*
That's Opium isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Just enough to take the edge off

*turns on 27 effects peddles and strums a D chord repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Codpiece Monday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# ^ This...
Today should now be Codpiece Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# So let it be so
Anyone want to add it to Wikipedia?

"The nearest Monday to the 26th of September was declared 'Codpiece Monday' by a quorum vote of at least 3 people in 2011. On this day, those in possession of a codpiece are expected to wear it to work or out in public as a fashion statement."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Looks like you have the text for it...
* Carry on..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# StoneyBridge
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Stooooooooneybridge!
I still have a Stoneybridge Olympic Bid T-shirt from many years ago when I saw Hunter&Docherty live at the Fringe festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# 1992?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
#
www.absolutelyandy.com/absolutely/didyouknow/tshirt.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# meh - mine's at the menders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# RIP Roy Skelton
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ha ha
That took me a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# assless chaps FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# It's Monday, I have on my most smashingestest of blouses on.
Have a good day all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# In that case
may I just say what a smashing blouse you have on.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# butt plug,
flip flops and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# perfect monday attire
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# i think so, yes
but i can't wear it 3 days in a row, so i'm not sure what i'm going to do tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Wellies and nipple clamps.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# nah, i just know i'd get chafed nipples
i like the wellies idea though, maybe a ball gag would go with them.

*tries outfit on*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Tits or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# why would you want to wear these?
are you ashamed of your nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# is it safe to click?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Advert for nipple covers.
How old she thinks you have to be to be allowed to cover your nipples is a mystery though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# why would anyone want to wear these?
Nipples are smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Septics seem to be scared of them for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# why a 20 year old would need permission from her mum to wear these also needs questioning as well.
grow up and stop running to mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I still think it's odd that
her mum might think she's too young to be allowed to cover her nipples up in public. Sounds like an odd family.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# they can also sometimes cut glass if your name is Bai Ling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Or break windows
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# do we have to be really nice to this one in case it's a manga artist?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# No, just be your usual cunty self
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# says the man who's called me cunty twice recently
funny how offering advice is a worse act than swearing at each other
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# YOU CUNT
Now it's 3 times :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# would you prefer
cuntastic?
cuntalicious?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Cuntalicious?
Is that describing Beyonce's front bottom, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# KE KE KE KE! ^.^;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# yes
can you send me the pics please
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# i don't expect any manga, or any kind of art in the future, so,
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# You are a spammer
I will fucking end you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# What we need is a "report" button like Reddit
3 reports on a post and an alarm is triggered in b3ta Towers, demanding action from the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Hide?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Not good enough
I want spammers tracked down and touched inappropriately with a stick tipped in dog poo. Then deleted, banned, wiped from existence and forgotten about for all eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# or only allowed to view/post in off topic?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Exiled to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# DON IS NOT BEST PLEASED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# If you want to look like a Barbie doll, sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# best go for the total hystorectomy and have her vadge sewn up as well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# And have the letter B tattooed on her arse multiple times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# The what?
oh I see

Lol, so how's that forced prison labour working out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)