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# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
c'mon folks
let's get the jokes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# SLIGHTLY LESS INTERESTING THAN A LABOUR PARTY CONFERENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Built on a crunchy biscuit base.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
B3ta has taken the GOOD drugs today!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# A Vagabond is ace.
20 GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# 5318008
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# SLIGHTLY MORE INTERESTING THAN A LABOUR PARTY CONFERENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Built on a crunchy biscuit base.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
B3ta has taken the GOOD drugs today!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Dick Dastardly Does Dallas
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# BUM RAPEY MEGA-SPAZZ OVERLOAD - ISSUE 3
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# This one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Validation!
Online!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# there you go being all intellectual and nerdy !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Dreaming of recessions so we can buy repossessed castles.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# We'll keep a welcome in the hillside
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# For £250 Million these newsletters will come twice-weekly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I wish I'd read this sooner


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# yeh! you and your life!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# WE'VE OUTSOURCED THE SUMMER TO INDIA TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Was going to feature Carlos Tevez but he refused to come
- then denied it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# For all your defunct technology nerd needs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# announcing B3ta Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# FREE INSIDE: FREE NEWSLETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes. It IS hot for this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# You mean you're NOT using B3ta+? Yeah, I got an invite months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# when hip replacements go wrong
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# £250 million to bring you a newsletter EVERY WEEK


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I simply don't care any more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Put down the computer and drink beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Navy fires seaman... all over your mum's face
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# OMG THEY WANT TO START CHARGING FOR B3TA PUT THIS IN UR STATUS AND FURTIVE WILL TURN GOLD THEN U GET B3TA FREE THIS IS SERIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# LOLOMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I like this
can you try a shorter version as I don't think the yahoo mail allows subject line that long
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# OMG U STILL USE YAHOO YOU ARE A SPAZ PLEB!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# it's shit but it's free
occasionally I get companies offering to post it for me then saying they only want £1k a month.

(if we did it ourselves it would tie up the b3ta server for hours)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# There ya go! You're writing your own headlines now!
B3ta newsletter 'it's shit but it's free'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I heard
you can't get the B3ta newsletter anymore unless you sign up for Yahoo Mail.

I'm cancelling my subscription
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# OM
Is that better?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# brill!
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Eric Pickles ate my hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# That's just what he calls hors d'oeuvres
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Eric Pickles ate my horse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# *cough* Arsenal
ninja'ed now I look completely hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Eric Pickles ate my Arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Clapped-out fat knacker



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Unexpected Eric Pickles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# A phyiscal impossibility
His constituency is only 45 miles away from me, so I hear him fart regularly around 5.30 am
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# every week
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# in your wheelie bin, eating your chicken tikka leftovers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# The Hadron Collider can kiss my fat hairy arse!
-Albert Einstein
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Pickles: I will eat your binbags
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Snowdon Vauxhall dealership receives new stock
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# *A Facebook Gold Account is required to view this subject line*
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# more semen than a Plymouth dole queue
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)