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# we need to install a flounce-a-tron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# But what does this device do?
Does it sound an alarm to warn of impending flounce? Automatically redirect flouncers to /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I already have a flounce sense
It tingles just behind my penis when a flounce is imminent
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I imagine that to look like a scrunchy encircling your genitalia
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It plays dramatic exit music.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Probably the pinnacle of homoerotic 70s album covers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Keyboard cat in the corner of the screen?
I'm still convinced moggy was actually you, but I'm not sure you realise it. Kinda like a Tyler Durden scenario where you make alternate accounts on DA and b3ta without your conscious self knowing...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# If b3ta start making films... Flounce Club?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# it automatically detects massive flouncing and thread deletion
and sends a huge electrical surge to the enter key on the culprit's keyboard, causing them to spaz like a dying fish and lose control of their bodily functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# And a flounce news ticker for android.
Hard to keep up to date when you have kids and guests.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i had guests, but they've gone
i'm not crazy enough to have kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# You go crazy
after you have them.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# can i go crazy without having them?
i just don't get kids, they're weird and unpredictable, with a side order of confusingly freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# How would you tell the difference?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# do you not usually have control of your bodily functions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# yes. yes it will.
for now.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# The best make there is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# To be honest do we know she's actually flounced?
She'll probably be back online again in an hour or so, once it's mid-morning in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i've got the wee mental on ignore
so i don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I'm not putting him/her on ignore... too fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# the repeated deletions were pissing me off
mainly as i was already pissed off by being used by horseflies as an all-you-can-eat buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I think that's stopped for now... to be fair, I don't think they'll be back any time soon.
At least they won't stick around; they'll most likely post one thing then fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# i may take it off ignore, pro tem
but i'm still angry and itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I don't really have much problem with insects over here. Huge spider sat on the window though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# my garden is full of the fuckers
i don't react well to horsefly bites, i've got a scar on my ankle the size and shape of a £2 coin from my last bite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Fucking hell o_o now I see why you hate them. For me, they just fly in front of the telly an awful lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# it's not a good sign
when the nurse at the walk-in centre pokes your oozing leg and says "eeeeewwwwww!", before calling in another nurse to have a look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Ewww, nasty D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I'm with you on this
I find these little episodes highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Flounceometer
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)