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[challenge entry] Still angry at them ruining it...

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# pfffff
you said helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Enough of this filthiness
I thought you were an lovely charming young belle - end this now!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# you thought wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# HA! Didn't spot the naught bit !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Send in Drake....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I am the MAAAAAK
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# Needs Daffy Duck as Judge Death
"The Crime issssstttthhhhhhthththththhssssththt Liffffe, the ssssssssssttthhhhhhhentensssssssttthhhhhhh issssssssssssttthththththththth Deatthththththththththththththt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# i thought that was seen canary? (sean connery)
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# SPANG
Like the daffy link though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Marvin as Death
Daffy as Fear, Yosamite as Fire and Mickey as Mortis
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# About 30 seconds into the film, Stallone took his helmet off
and every Dredd fan watching went, "Oh, for fuck's sake!"

Incredibly, it got worse from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# as a friend once said
"ahhh, so thats what the helmet is for".
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# he spoke
plus the fucking comedy sidekick, the fucking flying bikes, the fucking why did you remind me you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Don't forget
not sending the 'comedy' sidekick to the cubes at the end of it all and putting up with Hershey snogging him.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Ian Dury was in it though
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# There is that.
He'd have made a great Mean Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# i gather he never takes his helmet off then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# he does, but the reader never sees it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# right, gotcha
i was never really into dredd when it was about.
i do know it could've and should've been a cool film, but it was your usual, run of the mill, hollywood dross
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# You give it too much credit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# plenty of chance to get annoyed all over again next year :)
but at least the helmet stays on this time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# soon, whoever's playing dredd, will have the most typecast chin in history.
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# Karl Urban
not a dredd chin at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# that man can't act
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# to be fair you don't need an actor for dredd
some giant angry monotone plank of wood will do, as long as he appears to be a fucking huge and scary nazi of a bloke with no sense of soul.

Or at least that's how I've always seen him.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# plank of wood?
karl urban'd be perfect, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# if he had a big prosthetic chin maybe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# he's managed well so far with a prosthetic personality
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I thought he was brilliant in Star Trek
But then Bones was always my favourtie character
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# he was better than i thought he'd be
but whenever i watch LOTR, i have to skip any bits with eomer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I'd completely forgotten he was in that
Must have made a real impact
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# he makes me want to smash the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I thought he seemed quite goood as Bones too.
I'm not bothered about Dredd having a huge chin, as long as they don't fuck with the character too much.

Someone playing Dredd with a normal size chin isn't as bad as, for instance, the fact that Tom Cruise is likely to play Jack Reacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Don't get me started on this,,,
It's especially annoying as in the new one (the Affair,) Reacher even looks like Ryan Hurst (Opie from Sons of Anarchy.)

Who would be the ideal choice (maybe with a blond dye-job) if you were going to film the books chronologically (starting with The Enemy.)
(xaer0mancer, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I kept thinking he was a young Joey from off of Friends
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# bruce campbell?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Jimmy Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Burt Kwouk?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah
I think Jim Davidson might want that joke back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)