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[challenge entry] If dinosaurs were alive today...

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(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# no
he is a cock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# only if KFC gets bought out by Fishy Joe's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Kentucky Fried Cheneosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You're missing a "t" there in your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# The belligerent, all seeing eye of b3ta! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# DARE YE stare into the eyes of b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# *starts stopwatch*
*adds fifteen minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# *keeps staring*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# *tries not to look bored*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# *stops staring, makes a cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# *stops stopwatch*
*records time and files away*

*emails the abyss and tells it not to worry*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Why is it called a "stop" watch?
Shirley they start BEFORE they stop...
and they are used to measure the passage of time.

so I think they should be renamed to "Period watches"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Similar to this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10565162#post10565179

And still wrong.

Saying that birds are dinosaurs because they evolved from them is like saying that humans are shrews because we evolved from them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# More like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10565330
And is it correct to say X evolved *from* y or should we just say that they share a recent common ancestor?
On a related note: chimps have evolved more than homo sapiens since we parted ways (fun fact).

Also GEESE ARE LITTLE RAPTORS AICMFP!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# x did evolve from y.
The lower right leg developed to enable the x to stand better, giving it a survival benefit over the top-heavy y.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# or perhaps the y from x
it lost a leg enabling it to lie down more comfortably. maybe. who knows. one can only guess.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Maybe the leg just grew?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Maybe leg grew?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# All the cut absorbed by had it been a dog
Just mixing it up a bit there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I am a shrew
so fu%k you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I still like to think
if they didn't die out they would've had a few million years head start with the evolution and have kept us mammal folk down
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# i replied to this once, before you moved it
i'm not doing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# You just did
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Dinosaurs where wasters. Over a hundren million years of evolution and the best they could manage was eating, shitting and fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Sounds pretty good to me......
At least they bypassed mortgage payments with that line up.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Maybe they didn't die out, maybe they evolved into Chickens and became our egg bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)