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[challenge entry] god you lot are a bunch of miserable old bastards.... :D

From the If Dinosaurs Were Still Alive challenge. See all 169 entries (closed)

(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# aside from yourself obviously...
aside apart
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Apart? Hell, 100% misery*.
*only he'll laugh here and everyone else will ris like hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# i still don't know whats better, apart or aside... need that missphotoshopbitch to tell me
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
#
forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=2051199
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# I was seriously reading that until I saw Kieth Bradford.
then I thought... fuck.
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# jesus christ that baby's fat!
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# i like when he twirls the smoke around
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Hmmmm
www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Margaret_Thatcher#Margaret_Thatcher_and_Philip_Morris
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Sorry for the hijack, but I'm not going to start a new thread for this.
I believe it's tradition upon buying a graphics tablet.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
#
graphics tablet paint for windows 98
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
#
graphics tablet paint for windows 98 95
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# My strike didn't work.
Never mind. It's an itch scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# i'll pretend I knew which bits you were going to strike out
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Woo! cdc
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Well you certainly nailed the three hairs per ball. A few constructive criticisms if I may.
The hairs are a little long and not very curly, they look more like cat whiskers.
The shaft is clearly two shades of magenta.
The urethral meatus is too wide (apologies if yours actually looks like this)
There is no line to distinguish the bell end from the shaft
Some jizz coming out the top would be nice, although I appreciate it's difficult with a pale background.
Also just for an added touch of flair a bit of veinage would be good
(For advanced level try signing your name in the veins)
Otherwise it's pretty good effort.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# pffftt
urethral meatus
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# No qualms with your comments
apart from the magenta. Just the one shade. Picked from PdN's extensive colour wheel.

Thought about jizz and veins, but went for simplicity.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# less is certainly more sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# also, you can't have too shades of magenta
c'est impossible
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I'm only misserable because I'm watching Steve Coogans' live show on channel 4.....
I wish he would just make an Alan Partridge movie then go away for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)