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# Morning b3ta
if you had one free wish, what would you want the most?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# You read my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# infinite wishes
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# don't forget the crack as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# no pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# and the horses



just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# just a little head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Photoshop? ;)
Nice work. There just has to be an "A lad in!" porno using similar requests?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# To be hung like a blackman?
KKK lols

Yes I realise the correct word is "hanged" but old joke is old joke
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# World peace.
No, wait...a jet ski made out of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# It floats and slides better than plastic
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# That's just silly
It's bound to be greasy and you wouldn't be able to stay on it - as well as it attracting sharks. Also, it will start going off after a couple of days and start rotting. You haven't thought this through at all have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# This is treated bacon. In many ways it's more like leather.
In unrelated news, I haven't been here for a while and just read back on all that batshit mental JollyJack / Japanese stalker fan stuff.

Most entertaining. Have five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'm surprised there's any trace of it left, the amount of thread deleting that went on.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Christ.
Looks like I missed some fabulous B3ta, then. BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# You also missed out on bear-raping pterodactyls
Thankfully, I too missed the kiddie porn. I think she still posts every once in a while, assuming it's a "she" and working on the (unproven) assumption that it isn't LS18 back on a troll or JJ himself entertaining himself with a massive ueberflounce.

EDIT: Speak of the motherfucking devil!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# OMG COINCIDENS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I NO RITE???
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# its noon for me but hi
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# What a crap wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Hoi
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# recognise that sunset
(I helped save b3ta! elmosbeendrinking, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# a 12 inch pianist
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# FP THIS NAO
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)