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# Orange hair, scary eyes

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# You only find her eyes scary?
What about that mouth? Damn it!
:D


(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# She reminds me of Mary Portas, apart from the nose. Portas has more of a hooter.
Would, of course.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Maryportasnout!
Sorry!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# She can restructure my retail business any time
If you know what I mean
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Bet she could suck a golfball through a hosepipe with that mouth!!
WOO :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Scariness of mouth > scariness of eyes
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I like to see a bit of upper gum when a woman smiles.
Meg Ryan was a good example of this before she had her lips done. Bad example: horse.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# well I think she's quite endearing :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# she's thinking "you'd look great stuffed and mounted next to my teddy bear collection"
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# On the face of it,
not that bad a way to go...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# i'm not fond of teddy bears
and dolls can fuck right off
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Ah, you're more of a "My Little Pony" kinda gal
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# nope
books and board games. when my sisters had posters of pop stars on their walls, i had freddy krueger posters
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# O_O


Now with less humanism.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# much better!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I can't draw
but I can make things look fucked up!

which, after all, isn't this the dream of every small child, ant, and midget as they gaze up to the starlit sky and ponder that they can't remember if they left the iron on.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# *wells up*
you're so right!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# She looks a bit detached but is stil SHWING worthy
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# scary eyes, scary lips, scary hair, scary blouse, scary background
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# fears the ginge
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# is it cos ginge is mental?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# minge is gental
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Boat cossack gimbal lock?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# yes please
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Davina?
Nice work as always!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# run lola run?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Orange hair, scary eyes...
and big tits. Would.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)