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# vote now
a. News into Computer Games - take any story from the news and turn it into a fun game (monkeon)
b. Halloween Costumes. A bit of a change of pace this time around; make or Photoshop a Halloween costume. Bonus points for WTF-ness.' (Bourbon Fox)
c. Misunderstood dialogue - Take a line of dialogue from a film/TV show/book/play, misunderstand it for comic effect, and photoshop the result. e.g. 'You maniacs! You blew it up!' (The Hedgehog)
d. One word: Badgers (Ian Woosnam)
e. Two words: MONSTER TRUCKS. (Wobbly Bloke)

EDIT: I'm calling this closed. Computer games wins with 77 to misunderstood at 69.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# ill have a B please Rob
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# They will all be brilliant fun
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ^This.
We've got a good variety this week, like a buffet at a curry house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# B
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hallowe'en costumes!
then i can pea my awesome zombie pic from last year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I hope I'll have this one done in time!
I don't think it'll take too long if I get all the materials together tomorrow or this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# i'm not doing much this year
can't be arsed, got too much on my plate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hmm... I reckon it'd be best if the Halloween one was next week then.
It'd give people time to prepare, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah, but then the comp would continue to run after Hallowe'en
and people might not be too keen on a Hallowe'en comp during the Hallowe'en equivalent of turkey sandwich days.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# yes, but
they'll have the pics of the costumes they wore for hallowe'en
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# That's quite true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Having said that
I find all comps seem a bit stale come the Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# True true. I didn't even pay attention to this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Secret B3tans at the Daily Fail?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051312/Halloween--simples-Meerkats-play-trick-treat-putting-heads-pumpkins.html

Sir! Sir! They've started already! That's cheating!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I like the first one.
Lots of scope for original posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# yeah I like that one
nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Anything but news/computer games
All the other suggestions are fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# yush indeed
especially as I'm a thickie mcthick with computers....and I avoid computer games because i can't stop once I start.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# i like a and c, i think b can wait until next week.
voted for c, though
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# hello, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I wanted to vote for 'Your own personal Shipman'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA SHIPMAAAAAANNN!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# A+C
misunderstood computer game dialogue
all your base are belonging blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# A + C = D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# misunderstood badger games news?
CANNOT COMPUTE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# BADGER TRUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# badger TRUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# No, that's not what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# ice road badger truckers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Zamboni racing?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Misunderstood news badgers playing games, etc.
(Need to get some stuff done, bye for now.)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# same here
time for rest, i think.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn good night
To yieu and yieu and yieu
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# aw damn :(
I like films more than I like computer games and news
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# ^ This
At a ratio of about 300:1
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll dump this here, its all it deserves


Eta B3ta Retards, the game... Not only shit, but full of dirty as well.

Edit: Woo 1st compo entry, shame its so shit.

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)