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# clearly this is every species on the planet.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, roughly 18 MILLION different animals are on this shitty little boat. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# And WHERE are the dinosaurs??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Fashionably late, I'll wager

and fashionably dead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# And the Pokemon?!
You know the hardcore bible bashers reckon dinosaur fossils were put there by God to test our faith.

Fucking LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I've heard comedians say that,
I've never heard an actual Christian say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# There's a difference?

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# yeah comedians are funny on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Creationist have used this argument
and also that it was the devil who buried them. I think more current creationist hokum is that dinosaurs existed, just much more recently than scientists say as they were clearly created on the same day as all the other land animals.

I'm not entirely sure what they think happened to them.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# They also talk a lot of bollocks about Behemoth and Leviathan.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# The polar bears had quite a walk to get there,
the penguins must have started out very early.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# No such thing. Scientists put fossils in the ground to trick us, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# It's described as rather bigger than is depicted there,
it's supposed to be about 450 feet long.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# That's still really not big enough.
You would need a boat the size of Wales (maybe even bigger) to house that many animals, and with durable enclosures, food supplies, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I don't know I heard the entire world human population could fit on the Isle of Wight.
Standing room only, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# What about freshwater fish?
the fucker would have to be more than half aquarium...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10583494
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Picking holes in old testament stories
is akin to criticising plot flaws in the tale of the Brothers Grimme
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# This is how bored I am.
I should get back to making this Daft Punk helmet soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# picking holes in new testament stories
is significantly more fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# It's like shooting fish in a tupperware box.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# it's like not understanding any of it on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# What is there to understand?
Other than a group of people got together, wrote a few stories to explain what science couldn't at that time, and everyone got wet over it?

And yes I am a bit cranky today. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# it's not really anything to do with science,
especially not the New Testament. Most of it isn't even stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Not understanding it on purpose is the Christians' job
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahaha, very true
along with dismissing large parts of it as "metaphorical" because, for example, it would be inconvenient to sell all your possessions and give the money away to the poor
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# There's not much in it for me
The new testament is more Hans Christian Andersson

see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# eh, I just like pointing out to Christians that most of the time they're disregarding Jesus's specific instructions
though apparently he often spoke, and acted, metaphorically - presumably with a nod and a wink to Matthew, Mark, Luke or whoever had the notepad on that particular day...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Stop taking everything so literally!
It's a METAPHORICAL boat to house metaphorical animals
Everything's code for flying saucers and aliens etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Sorry, I sneezed just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
#
sneezed was gargling jelly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Good call. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ! SRLY?
It might need to be 450km long.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# This building
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Bartholomew%27s_Church,_Brighton

is supposedly exactly the same dimensions as the Ark as given in the Bible. It's certainly impressive, if nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Beautiful design in brickwork, a sort of early pixellation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Looks like a prison...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# This is just a head-on view of the bridge of the vessel resting on the ground.
It's actually a long, narrow hover-ship extending several miles into the distance over the water.

Either that or that black gloom inside disguises the fact that it's just a process of cell extraction for cloning and the bodies are being dumped in the sea behind.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Ok, so the animals would have to stand shoulder to shoulder. I'm sure I remember he was at sea for over 100 days - where the hell would he keep all the food for the animals?
And that is aside from all the other logistical flaws in the plot line.

Someone really should have proof-read the bible before they published it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Why bother to check that it makes sense
when the credulous will just lap it up anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Why check and point out the flaws? Because the credulous either try to push that crap onto others, use it to influence public opinion leading to terrible consequences, or use it as an excuse to go blow themselves up taking innocents with them...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# whatever,
I just wouldn't want to go and watch a zombie movie with you people.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# But the producers don't usually insist that Zombie movies are infallible documentaries of real events, so I take them as a bit of fun
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# One can only imagine what the producers of the bible would say to all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# If you knew the story of the Manna it might explain it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Oh yeah, and there was this miraculous food from heaven, but we just didn't bother to mention it this time
not like that other time, when it was a miracle and a really big deal and all that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# conveniently,
you don't have to poo when you eat Manna. Which would certainly have been a boon in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# That's got to be painful
when you do go back onto solids.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I gather there were complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# a magic fungus given to the people by God from the sky?
Uh-huh. 9 out of 10 tigers can't tell the difference between Manna™ and the leading brand of real meat
It's GREEEEAAAAAT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Manna is actually a holy form of Frosties.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I remember someone telling me how he had to shovel tons and tons of shit over the side on a daily basis
but never realised he was going round and round in circles until this massive mound of crap broke the surface in the middle of the vast ocean.

Then three and a half thousand years later, along comes Columbus and sticks a flag in it...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Hahhaha! There may be no picture, but I'm *clicking* this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Several replicas have been built
This one was made 1/2 scale
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddT1RXpqtQ&feature=related

also a full size replica in hong kong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSXd1CiH6cE
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)