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# if it wins, i'll buy you a pint in the flan and fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# you're on
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# not a pint of vodka, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# curses, foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# you can only have a drink that is normally served in pints
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# fine, but you can order it
i'm not asking for a pint of badger, that sounds silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# How about a Bishop's Finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# no way, you don't know where it's been!
then again, i could probably hazard a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Blandford Fly FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# donkey semen?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# more like a double red witch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# *googles*

Hum... sounds nice.

*drinks*

*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# i used to drink them all the time
first time, i had 3 and passed out on the dancefloor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# normally I can tolerate watching anything Jackass do
except the horse semen drinking stint, that really did turn my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# it was the omelette stunt that made me puke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# This should so be a pub name \:D/
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# if i ever buy a pub, it will be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# There's really a pub called 'The Flan'?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# not yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# that sounds like a good pub !!
can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# yeah!!
*dons wooden cloak and calls a cab*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# why a wooden cloak?
is the midget-skin cloak in the wash?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Amnesty International took it off me :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
# fucking do-gooder hippies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)